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    Thread: Terrible puns

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      Terrible puns

      Anyone know any terrible puns?
      I don't, I just want to see other people's, so I will just start by posting ones I found:


      So Ellen Page just came out of the closet. Did Juno she was gay?

      The girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant, but I’d never met herbivore!


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      Re: Terrible puns

      Tim vine who used to hold the world record for the most jokes told in an hour is king of puns and for anyone in the uk who will know who I'm talking about his brother is Jeremy vine

      http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/...vinejokes.html
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      Re: Terrible puns

      I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked!

      I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerangs, but it came back to me

      England doesn't have a Kidneybank but it does have a Liverpool
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      Re: Terrible puns

      you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish

      you can't tell puns to a kleptomanaic because they take everything literally
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      Re: Terrible puns

      Cool, didn't check those links so hope these aren't there already, so ya here are some I found that I thought were funny:

      The person who invented the door knocker won the No-Bell Prize.

      A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.

      My grade in Marine Biology is below C-level.

      Never trust atoms, they make up everything.

      Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.

      I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

      I always take a second pair of pants when I go golfing... in case I get a hole in one.

      A book just fell on my head.
      I've only got my shelf to blame.
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