What is your biggest turn off/on in a man/woman?

[boo]

Imagine: You see this amazing girl on the beach with a white bikini on, showing off her amazing rack and her perfect stomach. Her long brown hair blows back in the wind as she walks toward you. Suprised, you flutter a little and say hello. She replies hello back, only for you to hear a voice that is 10x as deep as yours.

While this won't happen to most people, I thought it would be an interesting topic to see what is a common turn off for men / women when they seek their significant other.

OFF : big egos, flat butt, no charisma, bad conversationalist, scratch her butt, have dandruff, ask me how big is my bank account, ask me to pay for everything, expect too much... yes that includes bed time , dance ackwardly, tells me she needs to go poo poo, talk on her cell when at the table!!! GRRRRRRRR

ON : Gives me puppy eyes, smells like a flower, long staight hair, feed me little things from her plate, have a feminine voice, smooth skin, nice curves, laugh at my stupid jokes, wiggle her bossom when she walks, makes a pair of jean looks fantastic...

[flyingdutchmen]

omg you have some great taste, may i ask your permission to copy the ON/OFF content and paste it under my name

[WildCherry]

*gives Boo puppy eyes*

Turn offs would have to be someone who is shallow, egotistical, violent, no personal hygiene ... I can't think of anymore! Might have to come back to this.

Turn ons are voice, height (for some reason I've always had a thing for taller guys), sense of humor, and someone who can hold their own in a conversation.

[boo]

Originally Posted by flyingdutchmen

omg you have some great taste, may i ask your permission to copy the ON/OFF content and paste it under my name

of coarse

Off: Be a man, man generally.. Well, extreamely fat, bold criminal man with dirty thooths, smelling puke and nails still stick on his arms, drink, smoke.. Or something like that... If it is man I do not like it because I know he have stick on his pants... Nature like men usually have... Men generally...

On: Black long hair.. That and dark, black color eyes and my kind of humour which born and live with the moment and which is creative, not just heard of yesterday from some tv-show... They get me forget they have got man nature inside of them. I just fly on clouds or something when I see them. My head is empty and I am happy, there is no more on the world.

Bless you ponytails
Bless you Native American DNA
Bless you dark black eyes
Bless you sense of humour

[PerfectlyMurdered]

On: Good sense of humor, nice smile, caring person.
Off: Bad hygiene, too big of an ego
Hmm... I guess I'm not that picky

[Anju]

Off-JEALOUSY!!! It's like the biggest relationship ruiner ever. A lil jealousy is natural and it's fine, you can deal, but when they get so obsessed you aren't even allowed to text your friends let alone leave the house...there's a limit, and lets face it, half the time it's all in their head anyway which makes it so soooo much worse.

[xan]

Off - Armpit hair... ew...

On - Being kinky :P

Originally Posted by Vita Infinita

...have dandruff...

If someone want to try: Stop poison your head and use calendula.

[flyingdutchmen]

did anybody mention farting allready