1000 reasons not to have kids/f*****s

1. weight gain
2. strech marks
3. delivery
4. middle of night feedings
5. heartburn
6. laundry
7. washing bottles
8. buying diapers
9. changing diapers
10. tantrums
11. crying
12. no more caring about us, just kids
13. grocery shopping
14. bigger house
15. bigger car
16. car seats
17. strollers
18. never being able to just run in store without getting them out and taking them with
19. stains
20. wiping someones else butt for 5 years


feel free to add your own lets make it too 1000

 

21. always worrying about someone else
22. money, never any money left over
23. running to bathroom in minutes notice
24. feeling like your heart is coming out of your chest when they get hurt
25. feeling all thier pain
26. hearing someone you love tell you that they hate you
27. always buying new shoes, or clothes
28. homework all over again
29. explaining your past mistakes
30. no longer being one person

this is should get to 1000 real quick, lol.

 

31,the word why ,why ,why
32,talking to teachers again
33,more food to cook
34,having to watch kids tv

 

35. tellytubbies
36. nightmares
37. teenagers
38. feeding the neighborhood kids
39. driving them from here to there
40. sitting in rain to watch them play sports
41. dealing with friends parents
42. no more naps for you
43. pottytraining
44. teaching to tie shoes
45. being a doctor

 

46. Because they're kids.

 

47. No time to yourself/ No sleeping in
48. Always exhausted
49. No sex anymore I imagine- Alot less anyway.
50. Possibly regretting in your mind that you ever had kids

 

51. Not being able to go where you want, when you want.
52. The nightly news becomes a lot scarier.
53. Constant concern over the world they've been born into.

Kids are cool but I don't have them nor do I want them.

 

54. Children cannot consent to being conceived/born.

 

55. because they grow up and hurt us..

 

56. You can't watch horror movies with them
57. You lose your wife for several months
58. They cost a lot to raise
59. They're not the miracle everyone makes them out to be

 

60. http://nymag.com/news/features/67024/

A little food for thought.

 

We're one of a limited species that actually raises their young to such a late age.
Isn't it interesting? Many mammals and other animals of various type can be born and quickly begin to fend for themselves and yet human babies are soft, vulnerable and all together defenseless and yet our kind rule this entire planet, we could wipe out every species on earth and grow them back using our DNA banks if we so chose, it's almost hilarious.
I never want to be a parent, I am told it's a miracle but all it is to me is compromise, why have a child? We're grossly overpopulated in many areas already.
I can't say for certain it is written in our DNA but it certainly is pressured upon us by society, the perfect family is always a two spousal home with two or more children and yet I was raised by my mother and have only a half sibling whom I only recently met and yet my life can be at times better than those I've seen with many children.
It raises so many points, why marry? Why do I need an expensive ceremony to prove I love someone enough I'd want to be with them forever and only?
Why do I need to have kids? After I die, what will it matter? I will live my life for me and should I ever meet someone and not be so shy in real life, for them also but I never want kinds.

61. They're not necessary (at least not based on current human population)
62. They ruin flights, movies, television, and basically any situation that is good with silence

 

In the 1 in 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance of me getting married, I would just sign the marriage papers. I'm not one to waste money on stupid shit like weddings....I find it stupid when you've got people spending like 40 grand on something that means very little...

 

63. child labour laws prevent me from having an army of rug rats to do my bidding....damn labour laws, kinda takes the fun out of having children....

 

And conversely:

64. Children are essentially treated as property by the very people who created them in the first place.

 

65. The moment you become a parent, you become a total a-hole.
I work in retail and this is a true story, a mother and daughter enter the store, the daughter is about 3-5 years old, somewhere in the store, the daughter picked up a big birthday bag, like mommy's shopping basket and proceeded to fill said bag with random stuff from the store.
My first thought was "oh, that's nice, the kid is helping her shop", I assumed the mother was telling the girl what to pick out and when she came to the front, the mother handed me the bag and said "oh, we aren't buying this, she was just playing shopping". The bag was large and full of items.
I wanted to slap the mom, hand her the bag and tell her to put it all back.
Don't become a parent.

66. You can't return a kid if they're not what you expected (if I buy a game or a movie, I can return it or sell it, not with a kid)

67. 18 + years of your life, gone.

 

because it's easy to hurt them
they don't take well to a parent suiciding

 

70. This is just for guys, imagine not being able to be intimate with your girlfriend or wife for weeks to months or even years at a time

 

not all parents become like this. I always make sure to put anything back that my daughter grabs.

71. they tend to break your stuff (usually on accident)

 

Its like that for me anyways.. my girlfriend is 3 hours away and she is not the mother of my child.

72. You tend to sacrifice your health in tending to their care.