1000 reasons not to have kids/f*****s

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  1. hollowvoice

    hollowvoice Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    1. weight gain
    2. strech marks
    3. delivery
    4. middle of night feedings
    5. heartburn
    6. laundry
    7. washing bottles
    8. buying diapers
    9. changing diapers
    10. tantrums
    11. crying
    12. no more caring about us, just kids
    13. grocery shopping
    14. bigger house
    15. bigger car
    16. car seats
    17. strollers
    18. never being able to just run in store without getting them out and taking them with
    19. stains
    20. wiping someones else butt for 5 years

    feel free to add your own lets make it too 1000
  2. doityourself

    doityourself Well-Known Member

    21. always worrying about someone else
    22. money, never any money left over
    23. running to bathroom in minutes notice
    24. feeling like your heart is coming out of your chest when they get hurt
    25. feeling all thier pain
    26. hearing someone you love tell you that they hate you
    27. always buying new shoes, or clothes
    28. homework all over again
    29. explaining your past mistakes
    30. no longer being one person

    this is should get to 1000 real quick, lol.
  3. hollowvoice

    hollowvoice Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    31,the word why ,why ,why
    32,talking to teachers again
    33,more food to cook
    34,having to watch kids tv
  4. doityourself

    doityourself Well-Known Member

    35. tellytubbies
    36. nightmares
    37. teenagers
    38. feeding the neighborhood kids
    39. driving them from here to there
    40. sitting in rain to watch them play sports
    41. dealing with friends parents
    42. no more naps for you
    43. pottytraining
    44. teaching to tie shoes
    45. being a doctor
  5. Prof.Bruttenholm

    Prof.Bruttenholm Well-Known Member

    46. Because they're kids.
  6. Autumn01

    Autumn01 Well-Known Member

    47. No time to yourself/ No sleeping in
    48. Always exhausted
    49. No sex anymore I imagine- Alot less anyway.
    50. Possibly regretting in your mind that you ever had kids
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  7. Seems_Perfect

    Seems_Perfect Well-Known Member

    51. Not being able to go where you want, when you want.
    52. The nightly news becomes a lot scarier.
    53. Constant concern over the world they've been born into.

    Kids are cool but I don't have them nor do I want them.
  8. Mortal Moon

    Mortal Moon Well-Known Member

    54. Children cannot consent to being conceived/born.
  9. IV2010

    IV2010 Well-Known Member

    55. because they grow up and hurt us..
  10. Prof.Bruttenholm

    Prof.Bruttenholm Well-Known Member

    56. You can't watch horror movies with them
    57. You lose your wife for several months
    58. They cost a lot to raise
    59. They're not the miracle everyone makes them out to be
  11. Mortal Moon

    Mortal Moon Well-Known Member

  12. Prof.Bruttenholm

    Prof.Bruttenholm Well-Known Member

    We're one of a limited species that actually raises their young to such a late age.
    Isn't it interesting? Many mammals and other animals of various type can be born and quickly begin to fend for themselves and yet human babies are soft, vulnerable and all together defenseless and yet our kind rule this entire planet, we could wipe out every species on earth and grow them back using our DNA banks if we so chose, it's almost hilarious.
    I never want to be a parent, I am told it's a miracle but all it is to me is compromise, why have a child? We're grossly overpopulated in many areas already.
    I can't say for certain it is written in our DNA but it certainly is pressured upon us by society, the perfect family is always a two spousal home with two or more children and yet I was raised by my mother and have only a half sibling whom I only recently met and yet my life can be at times better than those I've seen with many children.
    It raises so many points, why marry? Why do I need an expensive ceremony to prove I love someone enough I'd want to be with them forever and only?
    Why do I need to have kids? After I die, what will it matter? I will live my life for me and should I ever meet someone and not be so shy in real life, for them also but I never want kinds.

    61. They're not necessary (at least not based on current human population)
    62. They ruin flights, movies, television, and basically any situation that is good with silence
  13. nolonger

    nolonger Well-Known Member

    In the 1 in 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance of me getting married, I would just sign the marriage papers. I'm not one to waste money on stupid shit like weddings....I find it stupid when you've got people spending like 40 grand on something that means very little...
  14. 1izombie

    1izombie Well-Known Member

    63. child labour laws prevent me from having an army of rug rats to do my bidding....damn labour laws, kinda takes the fun out of having children.... ;)
  15. Mortal Moon

    Mortal Moon Well-Known Member

    And conversely:

    64. Children are essentially treated as property by the very people who created them in the first place.
  16. Prof.Bruttenholm

    Prof.Bruttenholm Well-Known Member

    65. The moment you become a parent, you become a total a-hole.
    I work in retail and this is a true story, a mother and daughter enter the store, the daughter is about 3-5 years old, somewhere in the store, the daughter picked up a big birthday bag, like mommy's shopping basket and proceeded to fill said bag with random stuff from the store.
    My first thought was "oh, that's nice, the kid is helping her shop", I assumed the mother was telling the girl what to pick out and when she came to the front, the mother handed me the bag and said "oh, we aren't buying this, she was just playing shopping". The bag was large and full of items.
    I wanted to slap the mom, hand her the bag and tell her to put it all back.
    Don't become a parent.

    66. You can't return a kid if they're not what you expected (if I buy a game or a movie, I can return it or sell it, not with a kid)

    67. 18 + years of your life, gone.
  17. 41021

    41021 Banned Member

    because it's easy to hurt them
    they don't take well to a parent suiciding
  18. Prof.Bruttenholm

    Prof.Bruttenholm Well-Known Member

    70. This is just for guys, imagine not being able to be intimate with your girlfriend or wife for weeks to months or even years at a time
  19. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    not all parents become like this. I always make sure to put anything back that my daughter grabs.

    71. they tend to break your stuff (usually on accident)
  20. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    Its like that for me anyways.. my girlfriend is 3 hours away and she is not the mother of my child.

    72. You tend to sacrifice your health in tending to their care.
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