1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Movie Theater.

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  1. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    Simple question. What are good ways to get kicked out of a Cinema?

    French kissing your girlfriend really loud!
     
  2. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    Throwing popcorn at everybody around you.
     
  3. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    Smoke a cigarette
     
  4. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    Run to the screen facing everybody and scream repeatedly that they stole your screenplay.
     
  5. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    use a laser pointer to show the characters boogie
     
  6. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    Act out every part to the movie as it goes. Really loudly. then give yourself a critique. after which yell at yourself for being a lousy critic....

    Okay this was a long one.
     
  7. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    bring a baby to a screening
     
  8. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    Bring Boo with you :tongue:
     
  9. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    bah! how dare you...

    text msg non stop
     
  10. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    Talk on your mobile really loud.
     
  11. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    :Biggrin:

    Bring a small instrument of some sort and make your own soundtrack to the movie.
     
  12. Scully

    Scully Well-Known Member

    Calling with your phone, talking out loud with friends.


    Piss on the chairs too....
     
  13. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    have diarhea.. and your stomach makes funny sounds
     
  14. Scully

    Scully Well-Known Member

    Insult people and the porjectionist.
     
  15. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    bring glow in the dark stick and start waving as if you're at a rave
     
  16. Godsdrummer

    Godsdrummer Guest

    Buy a box of jaw breakers and sit at the back of the theater. During a quiet moment in the film, let em all go and roll down the entire length of the floor.
     
  17. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    tell the ending of the movie really loud
     
  18. max0718

    max0718 Well-Known Member

    Randomly shout out "Squirrel!" during the movie. (Repeatedly)
     
  19. Right U R Ken

    Right U R Ken Well-Known Member

    Yell "This is Sparta!" and kick another movie goer down a bottomless pit.

    Wave a shotgun around and say "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."

    Go up to all the older women and say "You're trying to seduce me, aren't you Mrs. Robinson?"

    Dance up and down the aisles singing "Follow the yellow brick road!"

    Tell everyone "I'll be back" and then crash your car thru the wall.

    Run around screaming "Soylent Green is people!"

    Go around asking everyone if their name is Luke. If someone says yes then tell him you're his father.

    Constantly yell at the screen "Cut the BLUE wire!"
     
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  20. Aurora Gory Alice

    Aurora Gory Alice Well-Known Member

    :rofl: :laugh: :rofl: :laugh:
     
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