5 Stages Of Sex

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by *dilligaf*, Oct 27, 2007.

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  1. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    There are 5 stages of sex...

    1) Smurf Sex
    When you first meet and do it til you're blue in the face.

    2) Kitchen Sex
    When you've been together only a short time, you'll do it anywhere in the house.

    3) Bedroom Sex
    Sex is a routine and you'll only do it in bed on a very occasional night.

    4) Hallway Sex
    You pass in the hall and both say "F!!k you".

    5) Courtroom Sex
    Wife takes you to court and screws you in front of 20 strangers

  2. sarahg

    sarahg Well-Known Member

    sam why do i do the numbers from 5-1 :lol:
    made laugh thank you
    bit scared about the `blue`tho
    omg gonna be paranoid-i thought blue meant they were not breathing :lol:
  3. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

    :laugh: lol great
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