9 Words Women Use

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

    (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying the really bad word

    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

  2. resistance

    resistance Staff Alumni

    You know, that is so me.
  3. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

    i love that:biggrin: it describes me lol
  4. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    describes some women I know, but not all. :laugh:
  5. danni

    danni Chat Buddy

  6. *shifty eyes*

    *shifty eyes* Active Member

    totally describes me and most of my friends...
  7. New-Hope

    New-Hope Well-Known Member

    I LOL'd when I saw this :laugh:

    That is so me...
  8. Spearmint

    Spearmint Well-Known Member

    :laugh: Wow.
  9. bloodysunday

    bloodysunday Well-Known Member

    LOL seen that before.

    Once heard a conversation between an adult student and a lecturer in a lecture. The lecturer was a woman the student a male.

    The lecture was something to do with anatomy and physiology (I forget exactly what).

    Lecturer: You will have to trust me on this one.

    Student: Trust you?? How do you expect me to trust you?? You bleed for approx 5-7 days every month and yet you do not die. No! I will never trust you

    Lecturer: In that case, you have no business in my class
  10. tesseract

    tesseract Well-Known Member

    May I make a correction please?

  11. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :agreed: res :laugh:
  12. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Eccentric writer, general weirdo, heedless heathen

    lol these are so true
  13. SaraRose

    SaraRose Well-Known Member

    HAHA I love this! SO TRUE! SO TRUE!!
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