I have a problem, which I need some suggestions for if at all possible. I have a wound on my stomach that is infected. I have tried to treat it at home but the infection seems to be getting worse. I now have a temperature, nausea and dizziness along with quite a lot of pain and I think that now is the time to get it seen. However, I need a believable story to explain why I have this wound. I was thinking about saying I did it myself but am worried as to what the consequences may be. I then thought that I could say I was mugged by an unknown attacker and didn't report it. Any suggestions?