A Chuckle A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

Discussion in 'Soap Box' started by Aquarius123, May 29, 2011.

  1. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    A chuckle a day keeps the doctor away!​


    ‘Let us all cultivate a sense of humour, so that we treat as amusing those things in humanity which would otherwise irritate or annoy us. Let us be understanding, feeling with our siblings in their little irritations and annoyances and turn darkness into light by throwing upon it the wondrous warming beam of humour.’ White Eagle ‘Stella Polaris’ February/March 2007

    Even though the darkest clouds are in the sky,
    You mustn’t sigh and you mustn’t cry –
    Spread a little happiness, as you go by...

    Well, it’s not a good idea to suppress our emotions because that leads into depression. So, by all means have little moan and a cry. Then count the many blessings in your life and smile.​

    After having shared many serious themes with me through ‘The Random Jottings of a Stargazer’, ‘The Astro Files’ and Rays of Wisdom, I thought you might enjoy a spot of light relief. It is waiting to come to you in the form of some whimsical tales by the Courtjester, a dear friend of mine, from his collection ‘Madazine’.

    To help you not getting lost when a cloud passes over your personal Sun, below is a link for your first chuckle:

    SURPRISES IN STORE

    http://www.writingforums.com/humour/121245-madazine.html#post1433204

    I would love to hear your comments.

    Wishing you an enjoyable read and a wonderful day!

    With love and light,
    Aquarius

    :hug:​
     
  2. Sadeyes

    Sadeyes Staff Alumni

    Thank you for sharing this and the writters' blog is wonderful...J
     
  3. Aaron

    Aaron Well-Known Member

    An Apple a day keeps the doctor away, or so my mum tells me.
     
  4. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    Beyond the Crunch

    Thank you both for your feedback, dear Friends. To keep the chuckling going, here is the latest offer from the Courtjester:

    In today’s chuckle ‘Beyond the Crunch’ you have the honour of meeting, for the first time, Professor Ovis Jopp, the lean, seven-foot-two, green-bearded ‘Sage of Trondheim’, the greatest scientist our world has ever known. Please follow this link:

    http://www.writingforums.com/humour/121245-madazine.html#post1434047

    God bless you all and keep you safe.

    The Courtjester

    :hug:​
     
  5. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    So does a chuckle and a good belly laugh - both release tension.

    With love - Aquarius


    :biggrin:​
     
  6. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    The Node Bulletins: Number One

    Here is your latest chuckle from the Courtjester: ‘The Node Bulletins – Number One’. For a bold mountaineering expedition, you need a group of rugged individuals who can work as a team. That’s what you need, but what do you get? Find out, gradually, from the pen of gallant leader Trevor Node. Please follow this link:

    http://bit.ly/lqH6ld

    God bless you all and keep you safe.

    The Courtjester​
     
  7. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    Impatient Patient

    ‘Impatient Patient’ is the title of today’s second offering from the Courtjester. A man exasperated by a long wait for surgery decides to take matters into his own hands. We don’t know how we came by this item, which our typesetter Phyllis Tyne almost incinerated when lighting her pipe. Please follow this link:

    http://bit.ly/lCxjKn

    God bless you all and keep you safe.

    The Courtjester​
     
  8. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    Guarding the Guards

    ‘Guarding The Guards’ is the title of the Courtjester’s latest. It ask the question: ‘What should we do to ensure better financial supervision of our companies?’ Well, maybe the best idea is to take the advice of our greatest solver of social problems, Sir Bertram Utterside, former professor of social studies at one of Britain’s top universities and recently described as ‘The Fearsome Ferret’. His genius for solving all humankind’s problems never fails him. Here is your link:

    http://bit.ly/iqUUcO

    God bless you all and keep you safe.

    The Courtjester​
     
  9. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    No More Quarks

    And now, the Courtjester presents: ‘No More Quarks’. Another outing for the ‘Sage of Trondheim’, Professor Ovis Jopp (remember it’s pronounced Yopp). He’s into particle physics and very pleased with himself. But critic Dr Terps Dunderklap, the ‘Swedish Savant’, is dismissive. To find out more, please follow this link:

    http://bit.ly/lNukqS

    God bless you all and keep you safe.

    The Courtjester​
     
  10. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    Millenial Angst

    Today the Courtjester brings you ‘Millennial Angst’. It’s about the engravers of Roman numerals who were depressed when the 1990s ended. Here, with our apologies for the delay – we lost the item for quite a while – is their tale of woe. Please follow this link:

    http://bit.ly/lWi9i5

    God bless you all and keep you safe.

    The Courtjester​
     
  11. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    Telemarketing

    ‘Telemarketing’ is the title of the Courtjester's second tale for today. In it meet Threadbare, the enterprising butler of Nevermore Hall. But don’t try to sell him anything. This man wasn’t born yesterday – and he knows his way around vegetables. Read about his wily ways by following this link:

    http://www.writingforums.com/humour/121245-madazine.html#post1438380

    Enjoy!

    God bless you all and keep you safe.

    The Courtjester

     
  12. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    First Message To Planet X

    The Courtjester today presents: ‘First Message to Planet X’, introducing ace galactonaut Dweedles. A brief report about Earth makes a mild start to a correspondence with home base. There are fireworks to come. The cosmic cruiser sounds off with the first of several complaints. To find out more, please follow this link:

    http://www.writingforums.com/humour/121245-madazine.html#post1439172

    Enjoy!

    God bless you all and keep you safe.

    The Courtjester​
     
  13. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    The Node Bulletins: Number Two

    Today the Courtjester presents: ‘The Node Bulletins – Number Two’. The Karakoram expedition is in its early stages, but already there are rumblings in the party. Leader Trevor Node contends with black twist tobacco, a strange sleeping bag and transport problems.

    http://www.writingforums.com/humour/121245-madazine.html#post1439418

    Enjoy!

    God bless you all and keep you safe.

    The Courtjester

    :wink:​
     
  14. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    Superluminary

    Today’s offering from the Courtjester is ‘Superluminary’. Keep your heads below the parapet. Professor Jopp has been at work again. His faster-than-light experiment brings a sharp response from his chief detractor, Dr Terps Dunderklap. To read all about it, please follow this link:

    http://www.writingforums.com/humour/121245-madazine.html#post1440055

    Enjoy!

    God bless you all and keep you safe.

    The Courtjester

    :rolleyes:
     
  15. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    Sadsack Publishing Company

    The Courtjester has in store for you today: ‘Sadsack Publishing Company’. Mr Underthwaite wishes to get his work published, but 18,000 words hardly amount to a book. Sadsack’s Jamie Stoat gives advice, but is this a case of tough love? To find out more, please click on this link:

    http://www.writingforums.com/humour/121245-madazine.html#post1440858

    Enjoy!

    God bless you all and keep you safe.

    The Courtjester

    :seeyou:
     
  16. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    The Demographic Time Bomb

    Today’s offering from the Courtjester is ‘The Demographic Time Bomb’ What is to be done about our rising age profile? Top thinker Sir Bertram Utterside discourses and advises, but his solution is not for the squeamish. Here is your link:

    http://www.writingforums.com/humour/121245-madazine.html#post1441021

    Enjoy!

    God bless you all and keep you safe.

    The Courtjester

    :biggrin:
     
  17. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    Dear Friends - White Eagle tells us in ‘Sayings of the Gentle Brother – Simplicity’: ‘Do not forget we [your guides from the world of spirit] are with you, looking on with great love, sometimes with humour. Oh yes! We have a great sense of humour, you know! – but kindly humour. And we suggest that you too encourage that sense of humour. Keep your eyes twinkling – it will be a great help.’

    How about you sharing with us here some of the things that make you chuckle and smile?

    With love and light,
    Aquarius

    :wink:​
     
  18. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    Venturesome Vacations

    ‘Venturesome Vacations’ is your midweek treat from the Courtjester. For those not satisfied with a fortnight on the Costa Whatsit, Hairshirt Holidays might have the answer. Fasten your seat belt, prepare for some unusual ideas and follow this link:

    http://www.writingforums.com/humour/121245-madazine.html#post1441560

    Enjoy!

    God bless you all and keep you safe.

    The Courtjester

    :biggrin:​
     
  19. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    Reply from Planet X to Emissary

    ‘Reply From Planet X To Emissary’ is today’s offering from the Courtjester. A nasty retort from Mission Control to galactonaut Dweedles. Surely a lone envoy way out behind the Beyond should expect support from the folks back at home, but is it forthcoming? To find out, please follow this link:

    http://www.writingforums.com/humour/121245-madazine.html#post1442215

    Enjoy!

    God bless you all and keep you safe.

    The Courtjester

    :biggrin:
     
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  20. Aquarius123

    Aquarius123 Well-Known Member

    Power To The People

    ‘Power To The People’ is the title of the Courtjester’s offering for today. The incandescent Professor Jopp offers cheap energy to all of us. The answer is fusion, based on the one and only sub-atomic particle, the groat. But arch-critic Dr Terps Dunderklap is not convinced. Read more about this here:

    http://www.writingforums.com/humour/121245-madazine-2.html#post1442506

    Enjoy!

    God bless you all and keep you safe.

    The Courtjester

    :biggrin:​