Aged wanted to buy some food for the wild birds, now that we have been plunged into winter. Perusing the bird seed shelf, I spotted something called 'Insect Medley', a mixture of dried insects and mealworm. "Lovely" says I, "Perhaps I should get a bag and put it on Mole's plate and tell him it's his dinner." Aged immediately guffawed and a passing stranger was grinning ear to ear. Obviously my evil streak causes mirth in like minded people.