a great joke

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by HawthornePassage, Mar 26, 2012.

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  1. HawthornePassage

    HawthornePassage Well-Known Member

    sadly i didnt make this one up

    so its france in 1789

    a lawyer, priest, and a physicist are about to be executed in the french revolution via guillotine

    first the priest is up to the chopping block

    the executioner says "do you have any last words"

    the priest says "yes, god's grace from above will save me'

    so they raise the blade, and it falls, but stops just short of his neck

    the crowd goes wild and demands that he be let go by the grace of god

    next up is the lawyer

    "do you have any last words"

    yes, he says. "truly the spirit of justice and mercy will save me"

    so the blade goes up, and comes down, and stops just short of his neck

    the crowd goes even crazier this time, and it is decreed that this day is made a national holiday

    so finally the physicist goes up to the block

    they ask again, "do you have any last words"

    yes, he says. "now I dont know much about god, and I know even less about the law, but the rope is stuck on the pulley"

    LOLOLOL
     
  2. panporro

    panporro New Member

    The best part is your "LOLOLOL" at the end because I imagine you making a goofy face as you laugh. Love this joke.
     
  3. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Writer, Musician, Fun Lover, Magic Maker

    Thanks for sharing...that was pretty funny :laugh:
     
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