Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by absolution, May 13, 2010.
If a room full of little people did the wave wouldn't it really just be a ripple?
is this one ever going to get old?
Liz, hun, its me remeber?? -_-
i fucking love this joke...it will NEVER get old...:yay:
What do you call a woman with one leg?
What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg?
:rofl: you better run away young man
YEAH EVERYONE POST SOME JOKES TOO
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no idea (no eye deer)
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
still no idea
what do you call a fish missing an eye?
a FSSSSHHHHHHHHHH :laugh:
why do sea gulls fly over the sea?
cause if they flew over the bay then theyd be bayguls (bagels)
ps liz best joke ever x infinity ^2
even better saying it IRL :tongue: fssssshhhhhhhhhhh so much fun to say
for you, coly...
e^x, e^2x and e^3x go to a party. Throughout, e^x sits in the corner away from everyone else. e^2x approaches and asks:
'Why aren't you joining in with everyone else?'
To which e^x replies:
'There's no point, if I integrate myself it won't make any difference.'
for everyone who's not a math geek...
What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?
(...and yes im allowed to say it bc im a blonde and i find this true of many/most blondes over here )
What did the Mexican fireman call his two children?
Hose A and hose B
not really a joke but i love it nonetheless
OMG!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :rofl:
Two fat people in a bar. One goes to the other your round, the other goes so are you you fat bastard!
Oh cmon have a sense of humor!
I have a dirty joke that i must share... idk why i think its so funny...maybe because it is stupid lmao
sorry if it triggers
What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
Two dragons go into a bar.
The first says 'It's hot in here isn't it?'
The other says 'Shut your mouth.
So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"
Right I best quit will I am ahead on the jokes........:i'm sorry:
lmao :hiding: talking muffins!!! :mellow::huh:
if you're not with me, you're against me; if you're against me, well, hello there. ; )
:i'm sorry: LMAO!