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A Joke.... :D

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by absolution, May 13, 2010.

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  1. absolution

    absolution Forum Buddy

    If a room full of little people did the wave wouldn't it really just be a ripple?

  2. ASolitaryBlue

    ASolitaryBlue Well-Known Member

    is this one ever going to get old?
  3. absolution

    absolution Forum Buddy

    Liz, hun, its me remeber?? -_-
    i fucking love this joke...it will NEVER get old...:yay:
  4. Mortal Moon

    Mortal Moon Well-Known Member

    What do you call a woman with one leg?


    What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg?


    *runs away*
  5. absolution

    absolution Forum Buddy

    :rofl: you better run away young man :mad:


  6. FBD

    FBD Well-Known Member

    what do you call a deer with no eyes?

    no idea (no eye deer)

    what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    still no idea
  7. Little_me

    Little_me Well-Known Member

  8. ASolitaryBlue

    ASolitaryBlue Well-Known Member

    what do you call a fish missing an eye?

  9. FBD

    FBD Well-Known Member

    why do sea gulls fly over the sea?

    cause if they flew over the bay then theyd be bayguls (bagels)

    ps liz best joke ever x infinity ^2
  10. ASolitaryBlue

    ASolitaryBlue Well-Known Member

    even better saying it IRL :tongue: fssssshhhhhhhhhhh :) so much fun to say
  11. ASolitaryBlue

    ASolitaryBlue Well-Known Member

    for you, coly...
    e^x, e^2x and e^3x go to a party. Throughout, e^x sits in the corner away from everyone else. e^2x approaches and asks:
    'Why aren't you joining in with everyone else?'
    To which e^x replies:
    'There's no point, if I integrate myself it won't make any difference.'

    for everyone who's not a math geek...
    What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?
    Artificial intelligence
    (...and yes im allowed to say it bc im a blonde and i find this true of many/most blondes over here :D)
  12. chrs75

    chrs75 Well-Known Member

    What did the Mexican fireman call his two children?

    Hose A and hose B
  13. absolution

    absolution Forum Buddy

  14. ASolitaryBlue

    ASolitaryBlue Well-Known Member

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    absolution Forum Buddy

  16. suicidal maniac

    suicidal maniac Well-Known Member

    Two fat people in a bar. One goes to the other your round, the other goes so are you you fat bastard!

    Oh cmon have a sense of humor!
  17. absolution

    absolution Forum Buddy

    bahahahhahahahah yes!!!
  18. absolution

    absolution Forum Buddy

    I have a dirty joke that i must share... idk why i think its so funny...maybe because it is stupid lmao
    sorry if it triggers

    What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

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  19. Perfect Melancholy

    Perfect Melancholy SF Friend


    Two dragons go into a bar.

    The first says 'It's hot in here isn't it?'

    The other says 'Shut your mouth.:rolleyes:

    So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.
    They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
    And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"
    And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

    Right I best quit will I am ahead on the jokes........:i'm sorry:
  20. absolution

    absolution Forum Buddy

    lmao :hiding: talking muffins!!! :mellow::huh:

    if you're not with me, you're against me; if you're against me, well, hello there. ; )
    :i'm sorry: LMAO!
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