A little bird

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Nov 23, 2007.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

    As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

    The dung was actually thawing him out!

    He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

    A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

    Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

    Morals of the story:

    (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

    (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

    (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
  2. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

  3. alwaysincrisis

    alwaysincrisis Well-Known Member

  4. lost_soul

    lost_soul Staff Alumni

    thanks for the game plan. maybe i should just keep my mouth shut
  5. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

  6. Right U R Ken

    Right U R Ken Well-Known Member

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  7. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Eccentric writer, general weirdo, heedless heathen

    lol awesome
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