A Puppy's 12 Days Of Christmas

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  1. Spikey

    Spikey Senior Member

    A Puppy's 12 Days of Christmas
    On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
    The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
    Three punctured ornaments
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
    Four broken window candles
    Three punctured ornaments
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
    Five chewed-up stockings
    Four broken window candles
    Three punctured ornaments
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
    Six yards of soggy ribbon
    Five chewed-up stockings
    Four broken window candles
    Three punctured ornaments
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the seventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
    Seven scraps of wrapping paper
    Six yards of soggy ribbon
    Five chewed-up stockings
    Four broken window candles
    Three punctured ornaments
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the eighth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
    Eight tiny reindeer fragments
    Seven scraps of wrapping paper
    Six yards of soggy ribbon
    Five chewed-up stockings
    Four broken window candles
    Three punctured ornaments
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the ninth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
    My wreath in nine pieces
    Eight tiny reindeer fragments
    Seven scraps of wrapping paper
    Six yards of soggy ribbon
    Five chewed-up stockings
    Four broken window candles
    Three punctured ornaments
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
    Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
    My wreath in nine pieces
    Eight tiny reindeer fragments
    Seven scraps of wrapping paper
    Six yards of soggy ribbon
    Five chewed-up stockings
    Four broken window candles
    Three punctured ornaments
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
    Eleven unwrapped presents
    Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
    My wreath in nine pieces
    Eight tiny reindeer fragments
    Seven scraps of wrapping paper
    Six yards of soggy ribbon
    Five chewed-up stockings
    Four broken window candles
    Three punctured ornaments
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me
    A dozen puppy kisses and I forgot all about the other eleven days.
     
  2. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Is Christmas getting to you Spikey..or is it a bad case of insomnia:laugh: :laugh:

    Another good one
     
  3. Spikey

    Spikey Senior Member

    bordom, dev
     
  4. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    :laugh: Sends Spikey all me washing and ironing. Stuff to wrap. Carpet to clean and assorted windows which are filthy!!!! :laugh:
     
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