A sales rep

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Nov 23, 2007.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

    The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

    'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk.

    'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'

    Puff! She's gone.

    'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep.

    'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pine Coladas and the love of my life.'

    Puff! He's gone.

    'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.

    The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

    Moral of the story:

    Always let your boss have the first say.
  2. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

  3. alwaysincrisis

    alwaysincrisis Well-Known Member

    LMAO.....the first AND the last in my experience!!
  4. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

  5. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Eccentric writer, general weirdo, heedless heathen

    haha boss always gets his way
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