A smart blonde joke at last!

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Puddytat, Oct 31, 2007.

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  1. Puddytat

    Puddytat Well-Known Member

    A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager. She says
    she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to borrow
    £5,000. The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the
    loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car is parked
    on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything
    checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

    The Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blondefor using a
    £200,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5,000 loan.An employee of the
    bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage
    and parks it there.

    Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the £5,000 and the interest,
    which comes to £15.41. The Manager says, "Miss, we are very happy to have
    had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we
    are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found
    that you are a millionairess. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to
    borrow £5,000?"

    The blonde replies...

    "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only
    £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
  2. Dragon

    Dragon Staff Alumni

    lol! I like it (and so did my mum :tongue: )
  3. Nessarose

    Nessarose Well-Known Member


    I love it!
  4. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

  5. Spearmint

    Spearmint Well-Known Member

  6. Hazibell

    Hazibell Well-Known Member

    lmao love it
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