Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Admin SF Supporter Apr 16, 2012 #61 Apr 16, 2012 #61 gastric distress :puke:
R r127q Well-Known Member Apr 16, 2012 #62 Apr 16, 2012 #62 hang nail infection causing gangrene and leads to amputation of the entire finger.
Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Admin SF Supporter Apr 16, 2012 #63 Apr 16, 2012 #63 itchy from poison ivy, which you ran through in bare feet
R r127q Well-Known Member Apr 16, 2012 #64 Apr 16, 2012 #64 jumped on the bed, fell off & bumped my head
Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Admin SF Supporter Apr 16, 2012 #65 Apr 16, 2012 #65 karate chop to the earlobe, ripping out the diamond stud that was to pay for the flight home
R r127q Well-Known Member Apr 16, 2012 #66 Apr 16, 2012 #66 ;o ouch larigitis that led to full mutism
Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Admin SF Supporter Apr 16, 2012 #67 Apr 16, 2012 #67 marsupials take over the planet
Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Admin SF Supporter Apr 16, 2012 #69 Apr 16, 2012 #69 olive pickers stampede in the town square
R r127q Well-Known Member Apr 17, 2012 #70 Apr 17, 2012 #70 pikipsies fly in by the swarms and wipe out all the strawberry patches -- no strawberry festival this year
pikipsies fly in by the swarms and wipe out all the strawberry patches -- no strawberry festival this year
Witty_Sarcasm π¦π¦π§πππ SF Supporter Apr 17, 2012 #71 Apr 17, 2012 #71 quails peck you to death
R r127q Well-Known Member Apr 17, 2012 #72 Apr 17, 2012 #72 rattlesnake bites you in Walmart while shopping for tall snakeproof boots to do yard work in
Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Admin SF Supporter Apr 17, 2012 #73 Apr 17, 2012 #73 Sister Bernadette from the convent takes you to church service
R r127q Well-Known Member Apr 17, 2012 #74 Apr 17, 2012 #74 ;o ten commandments somewhere prohibits abduction
Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Admin SF Supporter Apr 17, 2012 #75 Apr 17, 2012 #75 Umbrella over cafe table closes shut and traps you
Witty_Sarcasm π¦π¦π§πππ SF Supporter Apr 17, 2012 #76 Apr 17, 2012 #76 vacuum sucks your hair off
Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Admin SF Supporter Apr 18, 2012 #77 Apr 18, 2012 #77 wire to the coffee pot short circuits
R r127q Well-Known Member Apr 18, 2012 #78 Apr 18, 2012 #78 xylophone plays you to sleep while you are driving and you drive over a cliff :poo:
Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Admin SF Supporter Apr 19, 2012 #80 Apr 19, 2012 #80 Zipper on parachute suit jams.