Any of you that have played Xbox 360 or PC games made by the company, Valve, should know what "achievements" are. If you know what I'm talking about, skip the red text. If you have no clue what I'm saying, read the red text. Video game achievements, are something you have to... Achieve, by doing something hard or unique in a game. An achievement could be something like, "kill 10 enemies with one grenade" or "beat the Gold Cup Campaign in less than 1:30:00". Some achievements work off of counters, some work off of single actions you take in game. These would be achievements in real life, for me: XX Chromosome Be the type of human that repels nearly all girls away from you Status: Achieved No Exits Allowed Make 3 failed suicide attempts Progress: 1 out of 3 Status: Locked Denial Be the kind of person you'd 100% hate to be Status: Achieved Cock Block Have all of your best friends take the girls of your dreams Status: Achieved I'm The Invisible Man Be unnoticed and invisible your entire life Status: Achieved Murphy's Law Have everything in the known world embarrass you, while everyone else is immune to embarrassment Status: Achieved Destiny Find a good reason to be alive for the next... Rest of your life. Status: Locked For some reason, I can't feel emotions anymore, and I'm bored and sick of life. I don't know I'm gonna get this past my parents.