Any of you that have played Xbox 360 or PC games made by the company, Valve, should know what "achievements" are. If you know what I'm talking about, skip the red text. If you have no clue what I'm saying, read the red text.
Video game achievements, are something you have to... Achieve, by doing something hard or unique in a game. An achievement could be something like, "kill 10 enemies with one grenade" or "beat the Gold Cup Campaign in less than 1:30:00". Some achievements work off of counters, some work off of single actions you take in game.
These would be achievements in real life, for me:
XX Chromosome
Be the type of human that repels nearly all girls away from you
Status: Achieved
No Exits Allowed
Make 3 failed suicide attempts
Progress: 1 out of 3
Status: Locked
Denial
Be the kind of person you'd 100% hate to be
Status: Achieved
Cock Block
Have all of your best friends take the girls of your dreams
Status: Achieved
I'm The Invisible Man
Be unnoticed and invisible your entire life
Status: Achieved
Murphy's Law
Have everything in the known world embarrass you, while everyone else is immune to embarrassment
Status: Achieved
Destiny
Find a good reason to be alive for the next... Rest of your life.
Status: Locked
For some reason, I can't feel emotions anymore, and I'm bored and sick of life. I don't know I'm gonna get this past my parents.
Video game achievements, are something you have to... Achieve, by doing something hard or unique in a game. An achievement could be something like, "kill 10 enemies with one grenade" or "beat the Gold Cup Campaign in less than 1:30:00". Some achievements work off of counters, some work off of single actions you take in game.
These would be achievements in real life, for me:
XX Chromosome
Be the type of human that repels nearly all girls away from you
Status: Achieved
No Exits Allowed
Make 3 failed suicide attempts
Progress: 1 out of 3
Status: Locked
Denial
Be the kind of person you'd 100% hate to be
Status: Achieved
Cock Block
Have all of your best friends take the girls of your dreams
Status: Achieved
I'm The Invisible Man
Be unnoticed and invisible your entire life
Status: Achieved
Murphy's Law
Have everything in the known world embarrass you, while everyone else is immune to embarrassment
Status: Achieved
Destiny
Find a good reason to be alive for the next... Rest of your life.
Status: Locked
For some reason, I can't feel emotions anymore, and I'm bored and sick of life. I don't know I'm gonna get this past my parents.