1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.


Discussion in 'Suicidal Thoughts and Feelings' started by AnomymousX, Mar 28, 2009.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. AnomymousX

    AnomymousX Well-Known Member

    Any of you that have played Xbox 360 or PC games made by the company, Valve, should know what "achievements" are. If you know what I'm talking about, skip the red text. If you have no clue what I'm saying, read the red text.

    Video game achievements, are something you have to... Achieve, by doing something hard or unique in a game. An achievement could be something like, "kill 10 enemies with one grenade" or "beat the Gold Cup Campaign in less than 1:30:00". Some achievements work off of counters, some work off of single actions you take in game.

    These would be achievements in real life, for me:

    XX Chromosome
    Be the type of human that repels nearly all girls away from you
    Status: Achieved

    No Exits Allowed
    Make 3 failed suicide attempts
    Progress: 1 out of 3
    Status: Locked

    Be the kind of person you'd 100% hate to be
    Status: Achieved

    Cock Block
    Have all of your best friends take the girls of your dreams
    Status: Achieved

    I'm The Invisible Man
    Be unnoticed and invisible your entire life
    Status: Achieved

    Murphy's Law
    Have everything in the known world embarrass you, while everyone else is immune to embarrassment
    Status: Achieved

    Find a good reason to be alive for the next... Rest of your life.
    Status: Locked

    For some reason, I can't feel emotions anymore, and I'm bored and sick of life. I don't know I'm gonna get this past my parents.
  2. requiem46

    requiem46 Active Member

    You should think of possitive achievements too, though. Don't let those ones be the only ones you can think of
  3. Angelo_91

    Angelo_91 Well-Known Member

    Hey man whats ur gamerscore on 360?

    ... and Cockblock, yea that must suck the most. I can relate to most of yours but... life isn't about achievements. Push that self-deprecating thought of life away, fuck the world. let the bullets fly and the bitches fall.
  4. AnomymousX

    AnomymousX Well-Known Member

    I don't own a 360, I'm just aware that its games have achievements.

    Life is boring.
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.