1. lostbutnotfound

    lostbutnotfound Well-Known Member

    *** Adult Truths ***

    1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

    5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    6. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

    7. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

    8. Bad decisions make good stories.

    9. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

    10. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

    11. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

    12. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

    13. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

    14. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

    15. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

    16. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

    17. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

    18. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

    19. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

    Made me smile at least lol. And most of them are strangely true! Hope you enjoy :smile:
  2. Decode

    Decode Well-Known Member

    Yeah i recognised some of those.
  3. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    OMG its my life history :eek:hmy:

    Hunts down assorted friends, soon to be dead friends, as am sure they sent that to Lost.
  4. lostbutnotfound

    lostbutnotfound Well-Known Member

    :eek:hmy: you're friends are innocent! Innocent I tells ya! Lol, they're true though ain't they.. I did a double take when I read them :laugh:
  5. tweetypie

    tweetypie Antiquities Friend

    hahaha sheer genious !!! (((((((squish))))))) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  6. Comrade Napoleon

    Comrade Napoleon Well-Known Member

  7. IV2010

    IV2010 Well-Known Member

    That's me to a T...how did you know?
    :rolleyes: :goodone: