Ahh The Good Old Days As A Wiseguy

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Godsdrummer, Dec 1, 2009.

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  1. Godsdrummer

    Godsdrummer Guest

    I remember the good old days of the Mafiosa. Working for Don Cupholderelli's family. There were so many great guys, honorable, decent guys. There was Frankie Artichokes, Vinnie Venetian Blinds, Petey Ravioli, Tommy Toaster Oven, Joey Orthopedic Bed. There was the wheelman, Luigi Bathroom Fixture, and his brother Frank The Letch. Frank was blind in both eyes but could ice a guy with one shot. Sometimes, he got the right guy the first time. Eh, what you gonna do? Bada bing, bada boom.

    There was the time that Don Champagneglassi tried to take over the Don's turf. He brought up his wiseguys from Louisiana, where he had cornered the pelican farming racket. There was a shootout on 8th street, and Joey Orthopedic Bed took one in the noggin, bless his soul. Frank The Letch was firing off in all directions, and nailed eight of Champagneglassi's men. Unfortunately, he also offed five of ours. Frankie Artichokes outed with a machine gun and got covered by Vinnie Venetian Blinds, who had commandeered an Apache helicopter from the army. Hey, fuhgeddabout it. Champagneglassi's men were chewed to pieces, and he was crawling away on his belly when Tommy Toaster Oven and Joey 12-Speed Vibrator caught up with him and gave him a little nightcap, in the shape of a couple of slugs in the back of the head. Hey, sleep that off, wiseguy. Forgetabout it. Bada bing, bada boom, Bing Crosby, Sid Crosby, Crosby Stills and Nash, Nash Bridges, Jeff Bridges, Bridges of Madison County, Madison, WI, wherever you were, you heard about Don Cupholderelli on that day.
  2. DrivEthermissIon

    DrivEthermissIon Banned Member

    Cute - is that the type in the words and it transforms thingy :laugh:
  3. bluegrey

    bluegrey Antiquities Friend

    As an Italian- American (well half Italian) I am outraged by this scurrilous perpetuation of the myth that persons of my heritage have ties to organized crime. Every Italian - American has relatives in legitimate occupations like construction (my Uncle Handsome Frank), garbage disposal (cousin Joey Rags) and casino management (Aunt Celeste the Snake).

    You won't make another vituperative post like this if you want to stay healthy.
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