Ain't it the Truth!!!

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Feb 20, 2008.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
    The nurse starts with certain basic items.
    'How much do you weigh?' she asks.
    '115,' she says.
    The nurse puts her on the scale.
    It turns out her weight is 140.

    The nurse asks, 'Your height?'
    '5 foot 8,' she says.
    The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5'.

    She then takes her blood pressure
    And tells the woman it is very high.
    'Of course it's high!' she screams,
    'When I came in here I was tall and slender!
    Now I'm short and fat!'

  2. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Member Safety & Support SF Supporter

  3. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :laugh: :laugh:
  4. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Eccentric writer, general weirdo, heedless heathen

    haha poor woman
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