There now. You have all the channels you ever want, Thousands. But wait. I see some gaps in your programming, Blue on most every screen I flip through. That's quite a large gap. Life is poking through, See that, Alice? Life is poking it's lumpy hands through. Quick, grab a rag or a towel To stop this Real Life from pouring through. How the fuck you gonna Block out Life without all the channels? Oh, wait a minute. There's a button on this remote that takes care of it? That did the trick. We're all better now, thank you.