Where to start?, I think its best if I just list all my qualities and hear what you have to say. - I'm 20 years old. - I have brown hair, and dark green/hazel eyes. - I smoke about 30 cigarettes per day, so you can go days without bathing or you can fart all you want, most girls would be sensitive about farting in front of their boyfriend, but that doesn't matter because I have virtually no sense of smell any more from the smoking, which I am highly addicted to. - I have a tested I.Q of 91, a number that will never leave y brain, there are trained monkeys in the world that have an I.Q as high as mine, which is great for you, so you will never feel intimidated my massive intellect, what is also a bonus is the fact that a lot of these problems with my brain power is due to learning difficulties, such as Dyslexia and Dyscalculia, yeah, I typed them both wrong, about 60% of what I write here ends up with one of those little red squiggles underneath it, so I just type my error into google and get my result, but yeah, my Mom and Dad are both dyslexic, and so are me and my sister, so I suppose if we ever settle down together, our kids will have the pleasure of experiencing this too, and have a great time being rejected from colleges, unemployment and dead end jobs, trust me, its a Blast!, they will thank us for it. - I'm not good at anything, and I mean ANYTHING! lol, and if you are good at anything, DON'T PANIC!, if you are with me, those talents will soon be squandered, with me, you can live the same as me. - I live with my parents, and my Mom makes great food. - I can't drive yet, so you will always feel safe and in control behind the wheel, because you will be the only driver for a long time. - I can't find a job and I can't get into college, so I have all day to spend with you!, I can keep the house clean, I will be the perfect stay at home boyfriend, I take home a welfare check, so you go out to work all day, pay your taxes, then they all come back to us!, its like you pay taxes, then get more money back. - I fucking loath myself, and once you get to know me , you will to!, we will have so much in common . - I'm a total loner, and that makes me crazy about the girl I am with, and I will be clingy, and what women don't like that? - After the past couple of years knowing my life is fucked beyond repair, it has destroyed about 98% of my sense of humour, but laughing is over rated. - I am 6ft4", and have an endomorphic body type and no kidding, my forehead actually has a ridge on it that stick out about 9mm, and no chin!, Gorillas are sexy right? and I guess what could be a bonus, is that just like my intelligence, its all hereditary, so if we go the full distance, we could have some chimps of our own one day. - I have lived in a desolate area for the past 20 years, I am a total agoraphobic, so if we are in danger, I will be too scared to help, but I always have a cell phone so I'm okay in that area, also, if another guy starts hitting on you, I wont have the balls to step in and stop, so I will never spoil your fun. I used to have a gun I bought off some back street dealer, but I threw it in the river, but I guess we could salvage it. - I have no good stories either, I'm the most boring and un-spontaneous person I know, but lets face it, surprises can get tiring, and who wants the trouble? If we ever go to a dance club, we can just sit in the corner together all night, never socializing or anything, we can just sit there nervous, I can't dance any way, its better for us to just sit there anyway, I would just embarrass you, so at least I know what I should and shouldn't do in that situation. - I grew up hating my Dad, he made me afraid to show any emotion, but my Dad was always angry, and although it wasn't entirely his fault, the only thing I know how to show is anger, to the point where I can't control it. - I hate reality, so I do hallucinogenic drugs a lot, they are fun! There are so many great things to list about myself, I suppose this could be an early script for my video dating tape or something. If you think we would go well together, just respond, got any questions, just respond. What do you say?, would you date me?