Anger Management Prayer

Discussion in 'Rants, Musings and Ideas' started by lifeisashedog, Oct 22, 2009.

  1. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    I read somewhere that prayer is a way of communicating with those who won't listen to you. And I went to test it:

    Dear God (if you exist)

    I have a little request for you. (It might sound silly, but since you created a giraffe I assume you have way too much time on your hands and a lot of sense of humor) Please send an angel with this message to a named recipient.


    C.B. you evil disgusting bastard!!! ... !#$%&/ ... I hope you get cancer and die slowly! ... !#$%&/(? ... I would love to fry you on a cigarette lighter ... &%/$#"... May all your teeth rot, so help them God!... "!$%&/(=... Hope you lose your job and house and end up as an actor in animal porn movies with a camel for a partner!...!""$$&%&...SAVE THE PLANET AND KILL YOURSELF!!!


    That would be all for now. Please, deliver message to him ASAP. And if you think I missed some important point, feel free to add it. Thank you, God.

    It already feels better :evil:
  2. Aurora Gory Alice

    Aurora Gory Alice Well-Known Member

    lol! I may give it a try myself.
  3. Chargette

    Chargette Well-Known Member

    Woo Hoo! That's a good one! :)
  4. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    I will write to Vatican and suggest they start to teach it in sunday schools :idea: Perhaps there will be less angry religious fanatics ranting on forums then. (If you have anything against me, send it by angel mail, please :laugh:)