Typical dumbass, godtarded redneck.
I like your shirt.
Unbearable said:
Even if you are making it up, to go into such disturbing detailed description is sick. Some of us care about animals, those of us that dont find it amusing, what you wrote is disgusting.
By that logic, Edgar Allan Poe and Stephen King are sick too. Which is quite interesting because it's actually pretty simple to depict a mildly twisted scene like that. I could never mimic those two.
Then again, I could have depicted the time when one of my friends actually put a firecracker on a chicken's butt. Or when his brother put a chicken on a blender. These two stories
are real, unlike the fictitious microwave one.
Still, it's amusing to see such reactions. What's even more amusing is Pit's poetic wording. I, by no means, support animal cruelty, bear that in mind.
As for Clam, I won't even bother with him anymore. Him calling me king of stupidity really goes to show how high his IQ really is.
Random said:
Consider this. Most people couldn't conjure that out of thin air if they tried. Scary, eh?
Actually, you just lack imagination.