Another Brick in the Yellow Road

Discussion in 'Poet's Corner' started by Witty_Sarcasm, Jul 28, 2016.

  1. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Writer, Musician, Fun Lover, Magic Maker

    This is just inspired by total weirdness, so don't mind me. lol

    Dorothy, I told you that you should have stayed inside
    Who the hell goes out with a tornado around?
    Are you that much of an adrenaline junkie?
    But the proof is right there in your name
    To get blown away by a gale of wind
    At least this place is much more colorful
    A technicolor dream, not like the sepia-toned flatland you arrived from
    Whose voice is that I hear? Is it the pink fairy?
    Maybe it's those little midgets, oh I mean munchkins
    Hey, don't call me a munchkin! I am vertically challenged!
    I think those red shoes are too expensive for me
    Might as well strip them off this dead witch
    She won't be using them anymore it seems
    "Let us sing you the song of our people!" the vertically challenged ones cried
    "Then you will be off on your merry way Just follow the yellow brick road." Glinda informed her.
    So then she meets the Scarecrow, he is the best in his field
    The lion is timid and the tin man is all hollow inside
    "Let's take a walk. Oh, the Wizard won't let us in?
    Here, I got that witch's broomstick. Are you happy now?"
    Oh wait, here she is to foil their plans
    Being carried away by the winged simians
    I knew pigs could fly, but now monkeys?
    Toto outsmarts those wily bastards
    "You thought you could get away with it, huh? Well, take this!" Dorothy yells
    I'm melting! I'm melting! Because there is a hole in the ozone layer!
    "Oh, so we finally get to see the great Oz," Scarecrow says.
    "Toto, get back here!" Dorothy cries. Too late, the Wizard is exposed for who he truly is.
    "You are a bad man!" she yells.
    "No, I am just a hermit. You damn people come around and ask for--oh hell, here you go."
    The Scarecrow receives a diploma that he can't use. The Tin Man receives his heart
    But it still breaks, as hearts often do. The Cowardly Lion is finally the brave king of the jungle.
    "Oh no, I can't leave you all behind!" Dorothy cries as the balloon floats away.
    "These shoes are magic, you know. Just dream of where you want to go," Glinda whispers to her.
    Dorothy awakens in a flurried state. "Alice was right. I have seen some weird shit."
    Whether you believe the tale or not, just use the power of imagination, and you will always reach your own Emerald City.
     
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  2. twowolves80

    twowolves80 Darkness Incarnate; don't even bother

    lmao Too funny. Remove the last line to make it stronger. Nicely done.
     
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  3. Louise K

    Louise K Active Member

    *or*


    So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kind of fed up because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life

    would be easier if he were brown like the other toads.. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. Anyway... This

    yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother. He begs her: "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like the other toads. I

    am tired of being so visible to predators and such."

    The fairy godmother whips out her magic wand and says "Abracapokus! You're brown!"



    The toad looks down and sees that he is brown except for downstairs, which is still yellow. He says to the fairy

    godmother: "Wait a minute! My down stairs is still yellow!"

    To this the fairy godmother replies: "I don't do those bits. You will have to go to see The Wizard

    of Oz for that." The toad thanks her and hops off on his way.



    There is also a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he encounters the very same

    fairy godmother. He implores her: "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like the other bears. None of the lady bears

    want to be seen with me on account of the hunters can spot me from a mile off." She, being a nice f

    She, being a nice fairy godmother, takes out her magic wand and says: "Pokuscadabra! You're

    brown!" The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with the exception of his twig & berries; they remain

    purple.

    He says: "My twig is still purple!"

    She says: "I don't do units, you will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that."

    To this the bear replies: "Well that's just dandy, but how the Dickens do I find The Wizard of Oz?" The fairy godmother

    answers: "That's easy... Just follow the yellow **** toad
     
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  4. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Writer, Musician, Fun Lover, Magic Maker

    I only added that because I'm trying to give people unwarranted advice. lol
     
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  5. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Writer, Musician, Fun Lover, Magic Maker

    Haha that's cute, I like it :p
     
  6. Louise K

    Louise K Active Member

    Thanks Witty :)
     
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