As I sit here, I can only think the good things that the drink has given me is some goofy stories. Like one night, I was 14-15 or so. And all my friends wanted to go drinking, its Friday...makes sense. I didn't have any gas in my truck, nor did I have the money to get any. So we parked my truck at my house and went to the "usual spot" and comenced the drinking. I woke up the next morning, on a dirt road in the middle of nowehere in the bed of my truck with 3/4 tank of gas and $900 in my wallet, lying open on my dashboard. Y'all have any funny stories? I need something to give me a chuckle and cheer me up.