Just wondering if anyone has been a smart arse to their therapist? Mine was lecturing me again about eating habits, and it was starting to annoy me, so I said "talk to the hand" because I am not listening. She laughed though, I wasn't trying to offend her. Once at work I had to see a different counsellor whilst mine was away and this guy I saw was just asking me a bunch of proforma questions and not even listening to my answers and then at the end he asks me to give him a score out of 10 of how I thought it went. 1 being the best and 10 being the worst, I told him 8 then he got upset at me, so I said "okay 9, then I would rather go to the dentist then see you". But he would also just stop talking during the session and there would be complete silence for ages, I got bored and looked at my watch and got told off for that.