Beer contains female hormones

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the
    results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
    hormones in beer.
    Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
    is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and
    that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
    To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
    period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

    1) Argued over nothing.
    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    3) Gained weight.
    4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    5) Became overly emotional.
    6) Couldn't drive.
    7) Failed to think rationally.
    8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary.

  2. JohnADreams

    JohnADreams Well-Known Member

    Funny cuz it's true :yes:
  3. Trip the Dark fantastic

    Trip the Dark fantastic Well-Known Member

    Hmmm, the 'funny' was replaced by my weary grin about another stereotype of 'booze' 'nd 'women' rolled out... There must be a moonshine factory someplace in mans testicles producing this stuff.....:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
  4. smackh2o

    smackh2o SF Supporter

  5. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Jeff!! :mad: SLAP!!!!! :jason: :whip: :whack: :freddy:

  6. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :eek:hmy: :eek:hmy:
  7. ACRon

    ACRon Well-Known Member

  8. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

  9. SpencerA

    SpencerA Well-Known Member

    beer goggles? ha. x x x
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