Blond guy joke!

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Ignored, Jul 17, 2008.

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  1. Ignored

    Ignored Staff Alumni

    An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work
    on scaffolding on the 20 th floor of a building.

    They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage!
    If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to
    jump off this building.'

    The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

    The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Polony again! If I get a polony sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

    The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
    cabbage, and jumped to his death.

    The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burritos, and jumped, too.

    The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the polony and jumped to his death as well.

    At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

    The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much.'

    Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

    'Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch'
     
  2. thedeafmusician

    thedeafmusician Staff Alumni

    LMAO! hahahahahahahahaha
     
  3. Datsik

    Datsik Forum Buddy

    Rofl...
     
  4. BioHomocide

    BioHomocide Well-Known Member

    Polony? I've never heard of that meat before. :laugh:
     
  5. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    Great joke Artiface. :)
     
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