Blonde joke of the year

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Dec 6, 2007.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    January

    Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February

    Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....

    Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

    March

    Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... Box said '2-4 years!'

    April

    Trapped on escalator for hours . Power went out!!!

    May

    Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

    June

    Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    July

    Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,

    The other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

    August

    Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....

    Car swamped because soft-top was open.

    September

    The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

    October

    Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

    November

    Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. Instructions said 1 hour

    Per pound and I weigh 108!!

    December

    Couldn't call 911 . 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven'
    Button on the stupid phone!!!

    :laugh::tongue::blink:
     
  2. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    :laugh: :rofl: :laugh:
     
  3. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :laugh:
     
  4. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    :rofl:
     
  5. Hurted

    Hurted Well-Known Member

    :laugh::smile:
     
  6. gentlelady

    gentlelady Staff Alumni

    :laugh: :smile:
     
  7. ACRon

    ACRon Well-Known Member

    :laugh:
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.