Blonde Joke

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Oct 18, 2007.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself
    out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do

    She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if
    he had any odd jobs for her to do.

    "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
    much will you charge me?"

    The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

    The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would
    need were in the garage.

    The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does
    she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

    He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

    The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
    'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

    A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
    "You're finished already?" the husband asked.

    "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two

    Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed
    it to her.

    "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

  2. ~PinkElephants~

    ~PinkElephants~ Senior member

    :eek:hmy: OH
  3. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    :eek:hmy: :jason:
  4. ~CazzaAngel~

    ~CazzaAngel~ Staff Alumni

    :dry: :eek:hmy:
  5. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

    I wouldn't like to be on the recieving end of someone if they did that to my car!! :eek:hmy:
  6. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  7. mb75

    mb75 Well-Known Member

    oh shites!!! :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
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