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Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Terry, Mar 8, 2012.

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  1. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    Medical Alert
    Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion. This is good to know...

    MEDICAL RESEARCH

    Australian Medical Association researchers have found
    That patients needing blood transfusions may benefit
    From receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.
    It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.

    Just thought you'd like to know.....

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    BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO ARE CRACKED,
    FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE LIGHT!

    ......OK, I'll be going to my room now.
     
  2. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

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    40 years of marriage...

    A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
    Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

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    The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband
    The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

    The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
    The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

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    So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

    The moral of this story:
    Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female......

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  3. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

    THE BEST BREAK UP LETTER EVER!

    Leave it to the marines

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  4. ThornThatNeverHeals

    ThornThatNeverHeals Well-Known Member

    rahahahahaha... thats great, i love the marine one, its so great :rofl:
     
  5. Witty_Sarcasm

    Witty_Sarcasm Writer, Musician, Fun Lover, Magic Maker

    haha these are awesome jokes
     
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