Bob and the Blonde

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Oct 8, 2007.

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  1. neverdie

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    Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
    He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
    The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
    The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
    Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump." The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money...

  2. Blackness

    Blackness Guest

    lols :tongue:
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