Boss, I Can't Come To Work Today Cause...

Discussion in 'The Gameroom' started by boo, Nov 23, 2009.

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  1. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    Lets give some tips for the folks who wants to skip work for whatever reasons. Lol. I'll start :

    Boss, i cant come to work today cause im sick
     
  2. Sparky55313

    Sparky55313 Well-Known Member

    Been drinkin all night & aint ready to stop yet...lol
     
  3. NoGood

    NoGood Well-Known Member

    cause i won the lotto
     
  4. DrivEthermissIon

    DrivEthermissIon Banned Member

    Actual phone call...

    "Hi could I please speak to Human Resources?"

    "Sure I'll put you through."

    "Hi, can I help you?"

    "Sorry...this is Chris from Despatch, I can't come to work today because NoGood is feeling happy, I have to be there for her."

    "Sorry could you repeat that?! I didn't understand."

    "Sorry it's urgent I have to go, bye."
     
  5. Scully

    Scully Well-Known Member

    My dog died
     
  6. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    because your mom's over and we're just getting in the shower.

    (Make sure you don't need the job first :).)
     
  7. Remedy

    Remedy Chat & Forum Buddy

    I can't come to work because of a family birthday.
     
  8. Scully

    Scully Well-Known Member

    It's Friday 13
     
  9. Piffle

    Piffle Member

    'cause I can't be arsed.
     
  10. Crue-K

    Crue-K Well-Known Member

    When I used to work for MBNA (credit card issuer), we were allowed 3 personal leave days a year additional to our holiday entitlement. They could be used for any personal reason at short notice. Suffice to say I used them when majorly hung over. We didn't need to come up with a lame excuse.
     
  11. mike25

    mike25 Well-Known Member

    You're a C*NT, and you can f*ck off to Tibet
     
  12. Confusticated

    Confusticated Well-Known Member

    I can't come to work today, because there's this racoon right, and.. (make up crap from there XP)
     
  13. Little_me

    Little_me Well-Known Member

    ...The dog ate the binder up
     
  14. dreaminghome

    dreaminghome Well-Known Member

    Can't come to work today because I ran out of coffee and I can't live wthout.
     
  15. sucidalgirl99

    sucidalgirl99 Well-Known Member

    I'm going out
     
  16. seamless

    seamless Well-Known Member

    I can't come because I'm downloading World Of Warcraft. Thanks for understanding.
     
  17. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    I can't come to work cause your daughter gave me herpes.....
     
  18. mike25

    mike25 Well-Known Member

    I can't come to work today because.....
    I'm in a 53RiOUSly state of mind, and there4, I may not be able to successfully adhere 2 the ----social norms---- and ==learned restraints== that oil the cogs of a co-operative and civilised work environment. When I say 'MAY NOT', what I mean is there's a strong cha?nce I'll go
    A LITTLE
    CRAZY
    hMmm, y'know,
    I know you know,
    and people will die, starting with you.. I'm a man of my wooooord... LOOOLOL
     
  19. Menchi

    Menchi Well-Known Member

    ... someone superglued a chicken to my head
     
  20. AfterFact

    AfterFact Well-Known Member

    I cant come to work because my dog ate my will.
     
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