That's it. I'm off. Time to leave. I have spent a long time looking for the best way out and have finally found it. All those wasted years at college will finally prove useful - as well as a few choice Youtube vids. I can't believe how easy it will be! Please don't anyone say "We'll miss you", because the reality is, no one has or will. Especially here. You can keep this planet - I won't be a part of it anymore. You can find someone else to dump your misery on, because in a few hours time, I won't be here! Who gives a shit? I don't!