Cadburys funny

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by yorkie bar, Jan 26, 2010.

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  1. yorkie bar

    yorkie bar Well-Known Member

    Since Cadburys is a fairly topical subject at the moment, heres something to give you all a few moments of laughter





    THIS MUST BE THE REASON THAT CADBURY'S SOLD OUT TO KRAFT !!!!!


    Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street, in front of the Fisherman's Friend pub.
    He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said in a Wispa. "I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts", he replied.

    He touched her Creme Eggs, then slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks, while she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment, and she screamed in Turkish Delight.
    But three days later his Sherbert Fountain started to drip.



    ooooooooooh dear, run and hide

    yorkie xx
     
  2. cownes

    cownes Well-Known Member

    i had this on a text a while ago, i ended up laughing while on the bus alone, it was :shy: thanks for making me laugh at it again though :D
     
  3. yorkie bar

    yorkie bar Well-Known Member

    Glad to make you laugh haha
     
  4. yorkie bar

    yorkie bar Well-Known Member

    So, despite Krafts assurances 6 weeks ago,there would be no job losses, the factory in Bristol is to close with the loss of 400 jobs, with a factory being opened in Poland instead, Is'nt there enough Polish workforce in the UK already?

    The beginning of the end of an institution. What is this country coming to?
     
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