Did ya hear about the Scotsman who jumped from the plane without a parachute? He got kilt. What's an alligator's favorite kind of sushi? Death Roll. What disorder did the 5-year-old boy get when he got his first puppy? Awwwwwwwwwwww -- tism. What's the difference between Gene Simmons and a urinary tract infection? One vomits blood, the other pisses it.