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Discussion in 'Positive Feelings and Motivational Messages' started by pit, May 2, 2012.

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  1. pit

    pit Well-Known Member

    Did ya hear about the Scotsman who jumped from the plane without a parachute?

    He got kilt.

    What's an alligator's favorite kind of sushi?

    Death Roll.

    What disorder did the 5-year-old boy get when he got his first puppy?

    Awwwwwwwwwwww -- tism.

    What's the difference between Gene Simmons and a urinary tract infection?

    One vomits blood, the other pisses it.
  2. Acy

    Acy Mama Bear - TLC, Common Sense Staff Member Safety & Support

    "He was kilt" :rofl:

    Seriously, though, that's terrible. *falls over laughing again*
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