chat up lines?:)

Discussion in 'Family, Friends and Relationships' started by victor, Dec 26, 2010.

  1. victor

    victor Account Closed

    ever tried to use on of em? did u lose ur house after 10 years becouse of that? Lol or did her bf knocked u out rightaway?:D thats the story?

    well, i went for 'i lost my number.. can i have urs?' once.. not much of the story, really. i got the number, but never actually called 4 some reason.. wbu?
  2. 1112222

    1112222 Well-Known Member

    No because more than ten years of working in bars and clubs has told be that vast majority of men who use them end up looking like twats or creepy potential date rapists.

    Though funnily enough when me and my younger brother were in Vancouver years ago I dared him to approach a women and use a really bad pick up on her.
    The women is now his wife and the mother of his children :laugh:
  3. victor

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    r u serious?:D u see, neva say neva;D
    (only responce in 24hrs but its worth it! Lol)
  4. 1112222

    1112222 Well-Known Member

    Well my brother was lucky that that women had a sense of humor because just about any other time he would of been told to fuck off.
  5. victor

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    what was the line anyway?:D
  6. 1112222

    1112222 Well-Known Member

    You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.... I think.
  7. Kaos General

    Kaos General Well-Known Member

    Best chat up line i used was i picked up a ice cube when i was 16 and smashed it on my head and then told the woman now ive broken the ice :D
  8. Pécheur

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    are your parents 'tards, because you're kinda special

    is that a mirror in your underwear because i can see myself in them

    did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?

    beauty.. is only a light switch away
  9. victor

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    lmfao best ive ever heard in my entire life :D
  10. 1112222

    1112222 Well-Known Member

    Ok I've herd these ones used in real life and they made me lol.

    -Nice legs ... What time do they open?
    - Sooo... What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this?'
    - Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
    - I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight
    -Do you have a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants
    -Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognise you with your clothes on?
  11. victor

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    lmfao the first 2 is awesome:D:D:D
  12. victor

    victor Account Closed

    Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U!

  13. flyingdutchmen

    flyingdutchmen Well-Known Member

    FCKU ? :D

    ohnoes its the word. ewww, you dirty dirty pervert. someone call the forum police. flyingdutmen's trolo-meter just explodet
  14. victor

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    Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)