chicks dig jerks

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  1. ACRon

    ACRon Well-Known Member

    Aw, man Oh, Hitler had Ava Braun,
    Manson had Squeaky Frawn,
    Ted Bundy got lots of dates,
    I wonder what I'm doing wrong.
    I don't pretend to understand women's little quirks
    Just one thing I know for sure - chicks dig jerks, yeah.
    Well, if I meet one more single mom
    Whose true love is up and gone
    Tells me on her trailer porch
    'Bout that man
    Still carries a torch,
    Sure, he came home drunk each night
    Beat the kids and her in a fight,
    But, man, she loves him so,
    It's so hard to let him go, aw.
    Well, I don't pretend to understand women's little quirks,
    Just one thing I know for sure - chicks dig jerks.
    Well, I'm sure there's some out there who can relate,
    Particularly young men without a date
    See some jerk, some fine, fine babe,
    Go driving away, aw.
    Well, is that a new bruise you got on you?
    What does it say, that he loves you?
    Sure he beats you, but afterwards he cries, "Oh, baby, I could die."
    Honey, I don't think that's nothing to be proud of,
    I think it's called alcoholism
    I don't think you should move away,
    Stay with him till you're in your grave, yeah.
    "You're so sweet."
    "Can't we just be friends?"
    "I think of you as a brother."
    Aw, man. You're hurting me.
    What do I have to offer you, baby?
    Poetry and true love.
    That's not enough, I know for sure,
    You need someone to throw you through the door.
    Well, I don't pretend to understand women's little quirks.
    Just one thing I know for sure-chicks dig jerks!
    Chicks dig jerks, it's so true.
    Tell you, man, be mean to 'em man, they'll never leave you, then,
    'Cause chicks dig jerks.
    Just ignore 'em.
    Act like they're not there.
    Man, you're gonna be pulling chicks out of your hair.
    They love that.
    Act like you don't care,
    Aw, look at them everywhere, they come running.
    Tired of being a good guy Such a lonely life.
    I'm gonna be a jerk Yeah, that's right, I'm gonna step on lots of toes.
    Whoo, girls gonna go crazy for that kind of guy.
    Baby, I'm gonna act like I don't know you.
    Not gonna return one of your calls.
    Yeah, I'm a jerk And it's working out.


    bill hicks
  2. theleastofthese

    theleastofthese SF Friend Staff Alumni

    Unfortunately, this is quite true.:sad: I was trapped twice by real jerks: one abused me physically and emotionally, the next just emotionally. Now I'm single and doing alright. Don't think I'd fall for the abusive jerks again - once smitten, twice shy!:rolleyes:

  3. ACRon

    ACRon Well-Known Member

    your attractions are programmed like everyone else's. go find yourself an aggressor. Thats not me, I won't beat you, you would probably beat me untill I did:laugh:
  4. immure

    immure Account Closed

    it is not that general for everyone. the gerks get the chicks cause they r smooth talkers. they have learned skills that nice guys are cluless of and our culture leads us to believe these traits r good markers. programs do not define the person just like one program doesn t define a computer. guys don t get it. the abusive or the non. infact many women don t get it.but i am sure of one thing it is not quite what it seems. and even u have ur brewakin poihnt
  5. theleastofthese

    theleastofthese SF Friend Staff Alumni

    My "attractions" have been de-programmed. I no longer fall for the smooth-talking con-artists. Actually, before I'd go out with anyone I google them and also do a police background check. And being single isn't that bad, aside from some loneliness. I enjoy my own company most of the time.


    "just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you!"

    poster I saw on a Psych professor's office door a long time ago...:wink:
  6. ACRon

    ACRon Well-Known Member

    I'll just trust your opinion, your a lot older than me, and a different gender:wink:

    "I don't pretend to understand womens little quirks"
  7. theleastofthese

    theleastofthese SF Friend Staff Alumni

    Hell, I don't understand my little quirks either!:rolleyes: I try to look at both genders as human beings first, with human needs like love, understanding, kindness, and such. If I see people as people first, instead of male or female, it helps my understanding cause everyone needs love and kindness!:smile:

  8. wienerman

    wienerman Guest

    i love that poem, it is so true
  9. ACRon

    ACRon Well-Known Member

    yeah Bill Hicks is great. its the last track on his 'relentless' cd.:smile:
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