Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people. If you can see Chuck Norris, it means you're about to die. If you can't see Chuck Norris, it means you're about to die. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. There is no evolution. Just animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris. "Brokeback Mountain" is not a movie. It's what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris says "you want fries with that" it's not a question, it's a command. In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris. 27,894 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes dead people. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".