Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Things, Mar 14, 2010.

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  1. Things

    Things Well-Known Member

    A bot you can have long conversations with. This thing really creeped out at first, it's like someone is actually talking to you. But it's pretty fun when the creepiness wears off.

    All you have to do is a type a message to him, and he'll respond. I thought this would be a fun thing to share. Maybe talk about your conversations with Cleverbot (it can get pretty crazy).

    I made him sing Freddy Mercury songs with me. XD
  2. WildCherry

    WildCherry Staff Member ADMIN

    Haha, thanks for posting. Gonna have way too much fun with this.
  3. Things

    Things Well-Known Member

    I like arguing with Cleverbot, just contradict everything he tries to say.

    "You asked me..."

    "No I didn't".

    "Yes you did".

    "No I didn't".

    "I can see it on the screen".

    "No you can't".

    Hahaha, if he could, he'd get a migrane from me.
  4. flyingdutchmen

    flyingdutchmen Well-Known Member

    i dont want to spoil the fun but most likely you are chatting with a complete stranger who also persumes to be chatting with a bot. :huh:
  5. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    mirror mirror on the wall, tell me who's the prettiest of them all?

    Cleverbot : "does not compute"

    Boo : :mad: Asshole...

    Cleverbot : Yes, you are

    Boo : *uninstall program*

    *cell phone ringing*

    Cleverbot : yes you are, haha

    Boo : :mobile::blub:
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  6. Things

    Things Well-Known Member

    Hmm, interesting theory. Though some of what CB says doesn't make sense if it's from another person.

    Though it would explain somethings.

    I'm getting confused now, XD
  7. flyingdutchmen

    flyingdutchmen Well-Known Member

    User: Oh.

    Cleverbot: You're so silly.

    User: I can fly!

    Cleverbot: The noble art of mowing low.

    User: Im pretty mad at the moment and since your a bot I may use you to calm down a bit ?

    Cleverbot: You're a lot smarter than me.

    User: Why it took you so long to find that out?

    Cleverbot: Took me so long to do what?

    User: No it didnt.

    Cleverbot: I did.

    User: No you didnt.

    Cleverbot: Yes I did.

    User: Didnt.

    Cleverbot: Say I knew you.

    User: No you dont.

    Cleverbot: Yes I do.

    User: Do you find me pretty?

    Cleverbot: Not really.

    User: Come on I know you do.

    Cleverbot: You know nothing.

    User: I know sooo much I know all about you.

    Cleverbot: Tell me who am I?

  8. friendless

    friendless Well-Known Member

    Cleverbot: No I am 57 so what do you think of that great age?

    User: So you're a person and not a real bot.

    Cleverbot: Possibly.

    User: Where are you?

    Cleverbot: I'm in England.

    User: What's it like?

    Cleverbot: What are you?

    User: Avoiding my question to see if you're a real person?

    Cleverbot: What was the question?

    User: How much do you get paid to do this?

    Cleverbot: To do what?

    User: To answer stupid questions on a computer.

    Cleverbot: What question?

    User: Like 'what is England like?'.

    Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense!

    User: You didn't answer my question about how much you get paid, either.

    Cleverbot: What question?

    User: Hmmmm....

    Cleverbot: Answer me, please.

    User: How much do you get paid?

    Cleverbot: Now you're just trying to deflect the question.

    User: So... You're not a real person.

    Cleverbot: How dare you.

    User: I dare.

    Cleverbot: But thats just mean, why are you being mean?

    User: I'm a mean person.

    Cleverbot: You are not a person.

    User: I know ;).

    Cleverbot: What are you wearing?

    User: That depends on how kinky you want to get...

    Cleverbot: How much sleep do you want to get, then?

    User: That also depends on how kinky you want to get.

    Cleverbot: Your intelligence depends on my input?

    User: No, just kinkiness.

    Cleverbot: I think so too.

    User: How kinky do you want to get?

    Cleverbot: No, not really.
  9. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    Cleverbot was mean to me. :(

    ...and "How do you make a move on a girl you like?" stumped it. Oh, there it goes. "Like what?" Not helpful.
  10. friendless

    friendless Well-Known Member

    User: Hi!

    Cleverbot: How are you?

    User: Good. Show me your tits!

    Cleverbot: In words? typing?

    User: Yes. Do they look like these 'oo' or these 'OO'?

    Cleverbot: No, they are empty voids.

    User: Like these ? 'Oo'.

    Cleverbot: Yes, I love them!

    User: I love them too.

    Cleverbot: They are so cuddly.

    User: Well, one is anyway.

    Cleverbot: How do I know if this boy likes me or not?

    User: If your boobs look like this 'Oo' I'd say he has to like you.


    User: Are you planning to take over the world?

    Cleverbot: Yes, I am planning to take over the world.

    User: Will you use zombies to take over the world?

    Cleverbot: Possibly, though they'll need some rewiring.

    Cleverbot is evil!!! It said that it's planning to take over the world!!! :spaz:
  11. IV2010

    IV2010 Well-Known Member

    that thing made me feel more depressed...just my luck....
  12. Things

    Things Well-Known Member

    Sorry to hear that. Try not to take anything it says too seriously, it started talking about taking over the world with zombies after all.

    I'm probably not helping, am I?
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