Comments by patients during Colonoscopies

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite
    humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments
    made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their

    1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
    2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
    3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
    4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
    5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
    6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
    7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
    8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
    9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
    10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.">
    11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?">
    12. "God, now I know why I am not gay.."
    13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here."

  2. ~CazzaAngel~

    ~CazzaAngel~ Staff Alumni

  3. Puddytat

    Puddytat Well-Known Member

    good ones! :laugh:
  4. StellarSparkle

    StellarSparkle Well-Known Member

    :blink: :blink: :blink:
  5. *dilligaf*

    *dilligaf* Staff Alumni

    I like these!!! :rofl:
  6. resistance

    resistance Staff Alumni

    Hehe I liked them, thanks for sharing. :)
  7. snafu

    snafu Member

    Nah they didn't really say that, funny tho.....but ppl are so out of it during colonoscopies that I highly doubt those things were really said lol
  8. Blackness

    Blackness Guest

    Very Funny
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