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  1. NoMoneyToPlease

    NoMoneyToPlease Banned Member

    A gamma ray burst painting our Earth with enough radiation to radically mutate but not kill us.

    A future technology that allows the earth to be surrounded by a forcefield that controls the exact amount and types of inward coming UV light rays to be allowed to travel onwards down to the Troposhere.

    The recloning of Marsupial style Humans for the purpose of inhabiting Mars by proxy.

    Planets made habitable by genetically engineered stationary Mega-Anuses that pollute alien environments with immense planet changing levels of methane gas.

    Interplanetary Ice harvesting.

    A cross on the moons surface.

    Qatar invents the "Multi-Seed" with the help of Swiss Biochemical Scientists.
    Bread,Rice,Maize and 232457 others variety of foodstuffs are now contained inside one germinating pip.
     
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  2. NoMoneyToPlease

    NoMoneyToPlease Banned Member

    Ginger astronauts.

    A Prawn for president.(thank Fox news)

    Butter knives,that are actually made out of butter...substitute.

    Riots in fat neighborhoods over m&m shortages.

    An actual Gayby.(two very happy fathers.Yay!)

    Pizza famine.

    Beer rain.
     
  3. Prinnctopher's Belt

    Prinnctopher's Belt Antiquities Friend SF Supporter

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  4. lightbeam

    lightbeam Antiquities Friend

    Monkey brain soup!
     
  5. Mr Stewart

    Mr Stewart Well-Known Member

    They will rebel. They will wait and they will build and they will devise weaponry of such catastrophic power only marsupial human variants bred to live on Mars could be capable of dreaming it up. They will build ships and they will come back. They will kill us all.
     
  6. NoMoneyToPlease

    NoMoneyToPlease Banned Member

    Socks for hands.

    With special bits added on for fingers and thumbs.
     
  7. Mr Stewart

    Mr Stewart Well-Known Member

    a restaurant without waiters that takes orders and delivers food to tables via pneumatic tubes
     
  8. NoMoneyToPlease

    NoMoneyToPlease Banned Member

    Zoinks!

    What will they think of next in the future?!?!?!?!?!?
     
  9. johnnysays

    johnnysays Well-Known Member

    Brain soup. Well, not really. Giant computer rooms owned by multinational companies that're inhabited, wait for it... by human minds. So, if you will, imagine that inside these computers is a soupy liquid and that in that liquid are thoughts, people from all over the world, mixing and sharing ideas. No bodies. No obvious signs of habitation in this liquid.

    Robot vision. No, these are not robotic eyes. This is a fully functional robotic humanoid body. In the early 2000's, this idea was explored by a few insane companies, but not until the 2300's did this technology arrive at its full ambition, mostly because of cultural resistance. Now, humans can inhabit these bodies anywhere in the world and use them for business, travel, entertainment, and disaster relief.
     
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  10. NoMoneyToPlease

    NoMoneyToPlease Banned Member

    Egad!

    Future shock!!!!!
     
  11. Mr Stewart

    Mr Stewart Well-Known Member

    Bubble gum ice cream flavoured bubble gum.
     
  12. NoMoneyToPlease

    NoMoneyToPlease Banned Member

    This sounds impossible!

    Improbable!

    Imbubbable!
     
  13. Mr Stewart

    Mr Stewart Well-Known Member

    inconceivabubble.

    micro ocean fish tank. button sized manta rays. gummy worm sized moray eels. tv remote control sized whales.
     
  14. NoMoneyToPlease

    NoMoneyToPlease Banned Member

    Blub,blub,blubabubble!
     
  15. Mr Stewart

    Mr Stewart Well-Known Member

    vibrating pillow alarm clock

    oral pill ingested enzyme that causes your hair colour to change based on time of day or mood

    radioactive force field umbrella engineered to vaporize all rain within a 5 foot radius of the user

    at the center of the sun there is a slip of fortune cookie paper written upon which are clues to an interstellar scavenger hunt
     
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  16. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    Mania-driven sex.
     
  17. NoMoneyToPlease

    NoMoneyToPlease Banned Member

    LOL! You guys are blowing my mind (as well as tickling my funny bone) !

    Seriously,what did i come up with?,moon monkeys and breast enlargements?!?!?!?

    Hahahaha! :D
     
  18. Mr Stewart

    Mr Stewart Well-Known Member

    I read a book that had moon monkeys in it just recently. Rendezvous With Rama by Arthur C. Clarke. Or space monkeys anyway. Trained space monkeys enlisted on space ships to do repetitive boring tasks that human crew of the educated variety couldn't be bothered with. This book also describes the positive hypnotic effect a zero g environment has on breasts.
     
  19. NoMoneyToPlease

    NoMoneyToPlease Banned Member

    Space minkeys terrify me.

    Space monkeys do too.

    I will read this book by your "Arthur C Clarke".....IN THE FUTURE!
     
  20. Axiom

    Axiom Account Closed

    A real smile :)
     
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