cooking disaster

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Sa Palomera, Mar 18, 2007.

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  1. Sa Palomera

    Sa Palomera Well-Known Member

    urgh somebody teach me how to cook a decent meal! :mad:

    So I get up, decide to take some cereal kinda stuff.. boom out of milk! :mad:
    so instead I decide to take some tomato-soup with meat balls, only needed to be warmed up so yeh that did go well.
    Then I decide to make some fried potatoes and chicken drumsticks.. gah! Stupido!!!
    first they start spitting the burning fat all over me, then they got all black when I wasn't paying attention for a second and the whole kitchen decided to go smokin' :mad:
    then I almost forgot that I was frying fried potatos so they are all a bit too crunchy now too and the chicken drumsticks don't taste well either :sad:


    Somebody come here and give me a workshop how to cook properly :sad:

    :laugh:
     
  2. beautifuloblivion

    beautifuloblivion Well-Known Member

    Aw...I'm sorry your cooking attempt didn't go so well. :hug:

    Next time, you should give me a call. I'm in culinary school, so I'm a pretty decent cook...or at least I hope so. :rolleyes:
     
  3. Sa Palomera

    Sa Palomera Well-Known Member

    aww thanks :hug:

    see this is what happens if my housemate/friend who normally cooks for me and herself is out for the weekend :rolleyes:

    oh and while we're at it. HOW the hell did I manage to have the outside of the chicken drumsticks entirely black and burned, while the inside isn't even ready yet? :unsure:

    ergh Ester = kitchen disaster :rolleyes:
     
  4. LeaveMeAlone

    LeaveMeAlone Well-Known Member

    I happen to be a very good cook you could always .... oooo i dunno live with me? lol ;)
     
  5. Sa Palomera

    Sa Palomera Well-Known Member

    lol Matthew! You sneaky man! You keep trying, eh :tongue: :hug:

    Thanks for the offer though :wink:
     
  6. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

    loooool i have no comment :laugh:

    Tis just the sort of thing you would do lol
     
  7. theleastofthese

    theleastofthese SF Friend Staff Alumni

    I HATE to cook... tho I love to eat. I'm the world's worst cook. I can't make a meal with more than one course cause I can never get everything to come out at the same time. I live on lots of frozen/microwave dinners/food cause I can't be trusted at the stove.:rolleyes: All my kids learned to cook in self-defense cause they couldn't count on me to do it much. anything I cook is either under or over-done. I can wash dishes til the cows come home tho...:rolleyes:

    least likely to cook a decent meal:laugh:
     
  8. Sa Palomera

    Sa Palomera Well-Known Member

    lol well at least I didn't throw any fluids so that they splatted all over the wall and through the room, eh vikki? ! :tongue:
     
  9. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

    lol why was i brought into that comment?
     
  10. Sa Palomera

    Sa Palomera Well-Known Member

    hmm dunnoo... (tipp-ex, ring a bell? :tongue: )
     
  11. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

    ooooooooh ahem :hiding: Please proceed with your thread and leave that topic aloooooooone lol
     
  12. resistance

    resistance Staff Alumni

    Wow... that could have been me posting this. My cooking skills ain't much better!
     
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