cooking disaster

urgh somebody teach me how to cook a decent meal!

So I get up, decide to take some cereal kinda stuff.. boom out of milk!
so instead I decide to take some tomato-soup with meat balls, only needed to be warmed up so yeh that did go well.
Then I decide to make some fried potatoes and chicken drumsticks.. gah! Stupido!!!
first they start spitting the burning fat all over me, then they got all black when I wasn't paying attention for a second and the whole kitchen decided to go smokin'
then I almost forgot that I was frying fried potatos so they are all a bit too crunchy now too and the chicken drumsticks don't taste well either :sad:


Somebody come here and give me a workshop how to cook properly :sad:

:laugh:

 

Aw...I'm sorry your cooking attempt didn't go so well. :hug:

Next time, you should give me a call. I'm in culinary school, so I'm a pretty decent cook...or at least I hope so.

 

aww thanks :hug:

see this is what happens if my housemate/friend who normally cooks for me and herself is out for the weekend

oh and while we're at it. HOW the hell did I manage to have the outside of the chicken drumsticks entirely black and burned, while the inside isn't even ready yet? :unsure:

ergh Ester = kitchen disaster

 

I happen to be a very good cook you could always .... oooo i dunno live with me? lol

 

lol Matthew! You sneaky man! You keep trying, eh :tongue: :hug:

Thanks for the offer though :wink:

 

loooool i have no comment :laugh:

Tis just the sort of thing you would do lol

 

I HATE to cook... tho I love to eat. I'm the world's worst cook. I can't make a meal with more than one course cause I can never get everything to come out at the same time. I live on lots of frozen/microwave dinners/food cause I can't be trusted at the stove. All my kids learned to cook in self-defense cause they couldn't count on me to do it much. anything I cook is either under or over-done. I can wash dishes til the cows come home tho...

least likely to cook a decent meal:laugh:

 

lol well at least I didn't throw any fluids so that they splatted all over the wall and through the room, eh vikki? ! :tongue:

 

lol why was i brought into that comment?

 

hmm dunnoo... (tipp-ex, ring a bell? :tongue: )

 

ooooooooh ahem :hiding: Please proceed with your thread and leave that topic aloooooooone lol

 

Wow... that could have been me posting this. My cooking skills ain't much better!