Corrupted Genie

Discussion in 'The Gameroom' started by boo, Sep 24, 2010.

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  1. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    How to play.

    The first poster makes a wish.

    Whoever replies has to corrupt that wish (make it harmful to whoever wished it, to the whole world, have some weird unforseen consequence...anything, so long as it's bad). Whoever corrupted the wish then has to make their own wish, and on it goes.

    Here i goes!

    I wish SF was mine!
     
  2. KittyGirl

    KittyGirl Well-Known Member

    ...and TROLLS run rampant across the forum!


    ...is that how it works? XD

    I wish I had more cats!
     
  3. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    Granted! You will now have an infinite supply of cats coming your way! Everytime a cat see you, it will run towards you.... all of them!!! muahahah!

    I wish the sky could turn purple!
     
  4. stig

    stig Well-Known Member

    granted, the sky is now purple. the appocalypse has started. the horsemen are abroad in the world.

    I'd like a bugatti veyron
     
  5. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    Granted! You shall ride that car on the desert filled with sand forever.

    I wish Lynn would come back!
     
  6. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    Granted! Lynn has come back and she punched you in the left ear 20 times.

    I wish I had more books.
     
  7. hollowvoice

    hollowvoice Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    granted you now have a library full of books but here comes mr arsonist :evil:

    i wish i lived in a florida beach house
     
  8. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    Granted. You now own your florida beach house and its hurricane season and its history's most powerful hurricane comes ashore right by your house.

    I wish this day would just end already.
     
  9. stig

    stig Well-Known Member

    the sun has gone down, you're off to bed, but, your pillow is lumpy

    i want to live in some lovely woods
     
  10. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    granted, but your living quarters is overtaken by a colony of car sized ants.

    I wish I had a cold 6-pack of beer for when I get off work.
     
  11. thedeafmusician

    thedeafmusician Staff Alumni

    granted -- you go to open it up and discover that instead of beer, they screwed up the packaging and it's filled with apple juice.

    i wish i didn't need glasses.
     
  12. stig

    stig Well-Known Member

    lol, hope the anteaters don't come too. it'll be cramped.
    zzzzzzaaaapppppppppp 24 bottles of your favourite beer chilling in the fridge. unfortunately the bottle opener is broken.

    i want my house built.
     
  13. stig

    stig Well-Known Member

    you receive a we'll lazer your eyes for free letter in the post, but when you get there they try to charge you £2,000


    i still want my house built
     
  14. hollowvoice

    hollowvoice Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    granted youve got your house ah! youve built it on an old indian burial site and will be haunted into oblivion

    i wish i could fly round the world in my personal jet
     
  15. stig

    stig Well-Known Member

    granted, you climb aboard you new shiny personal jet, take off and as the lovely air stewardess is showing you round, you wander into the cockpit, only to find that mr magoo is your pilot.


    I want a new motorcycle
     
  16. hollowvoice

    hollowvoice Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    granted heres you new bike,is that rain?no its acid rain and youre bikes melting!!!!!!

    i want my bank to credit me 1 million pounds......
     
  17. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    granted. And now your being investigated for tax evasion and other illegal activities.

    I wish I could find where I was in the book I was reading before the bookmark fell out.
     
  18. hollowvoice

    hollowvoice Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    grantedyouve found the page you were reading but someones tore out the next page and now it makes no sense.

    i wish i could find something to watch on tv.
     
  19. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    granted. You find something to watch but it turns into nothing but the emergency broadcasting system 24 hours a day.

    I wish I had a huge extra cheese pizza.
     
  20. hollowvoice

    hollowvoice Senior Member & Antiquities Friend

    granted youve got your pizza,but its three years out of date and covered in green furry mould :yuk:

    i wish i had a garden.
     
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