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Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by shatteredsoul, Feb 23, 2006.

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  1. shatteredsoul

    shatteredsoul Well-Known Member

    im sorry if we have something like this on this site already..but im too lazy to find it and so i shall start one. so just post whatever random thing comes to your mind..and you can post however many you want in a day!
  2. shatteredsoul

    shatteredsoul Well-Known Member

    do you know what today is? a bad day to be a sperm!

    -family guy..stewie said it!
  3. shatteredsoul

    shatteredsoul Well-Known Member

    "Make out mints. Dont give them a reason to say no!"

    thats off the mints i have..oh yeah!
  4. indie_freak

    indie_freak Guest

    Watch your step by the crowd of fanatics
    While they kill in the name of applied mathematics
    Hate the system even though you invented it
    Go kill your brothers and claim self defence of it
    Picking up all the secrets and tricks to being
    One of the guys whom the shit never sticks to
    Take you seats for the final calamity
    Don't you look serious, hell, what can the matter be?
    Another day and the rot's getting faster
    And all the machines started killing the master

    Some amazingly poetic lyrics from the wonderful David Ford.
  5. Jenny

    Jenny Staff Alumni

    there once was a lady from twickenham
    whose shoes were too tight to walk quick in em
    she came back from a walk
    looking whiter than chalk
    took em both off, and was sick in em

  6. Jess

    Jess Guest

    I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing :angel:
  7. Abacus21

    Abacus21 Staff Alumni

    ''Ah - alright''
    ''Alright mate''

    ''Alright'' being the word I most commonly use nowadays, I've noticed ;)
  8. shatteredsoul

    shatteredsoul Well-Known Member

    my daily hugs!!

    -i get em from my crush!
  9. indie_freak

    indie_freak Guest

    "Awh...... I just found some jaffa cakes in my coat pocket. RESULT!" :D

    from the brilliance that is SPACED.
  10. Wonderstuff

    Wonderstuff Staff Alumni

    "I had a dream, we went to see Harry Potter 7 and the film had finished but it went *insert film rewinding noise here, since I can't even attempt to type her impression* and I thought, ok, and I sat back down, and the credits were rolling, with the bloopers at the other side, and Draco got turned into a toad but with this one big human toe...you know, a big huge hairy human toe..."

    The genius that is Fiona :D
  11. shatteredsoul

    shatteredsoul Well-Known Member

    "could it be the pickles?"

    "the juice gets in my eyes"

    -haha my random ideas
  12. Dreaming

    Dreaming Guest

    Your wit is as sharp as a spoon :tongue: - random comment i made to a friend today
  13. shatteredsoul

    shatteredsoul Well-Known Member

    "ooh she just left him on the beach?"

    -my friend talking about a movie
  14. BrokenPieces

    BrokenPieces Well-Known Member

    What is an idiot...you lost me there...lol
  15. shatteredsoul

    shatteredsoul Well-Known Member

    "you'll have to be loud for the both of us"
  16. BrokenPieces

    BrokenPieces Well-Known Member

  17. Abacus21

    Abacus21 Staff Alumni

    ''Sure - whatever ya say - you fat piece of horse carcass''

    (Some random thing I said to a friend when I was angry with him earlier today)
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  18. "I wish it was Christmas" - talkin to a friend
  19. Abacus21

    Abacus21 Staff Alumni

    ''The pressure's too great'' - A friend talking about a buildup of gas after a chicken vindaloo earlier

    (Apologies, but it was very funny at the time!)
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