Dam fish

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by Petal, Aug 19, 2009.

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  1. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.

    He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."

    A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.

    The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."

    The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

    His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."

    The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.

    His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fucking potatoes!"
  2. Confusticated

    Confusticated Well-Known Member

  3. Bambi

    Bambi Well-Known Member

    omg that is a riot
    thanks for sharing that one ...i needed to smile badly!!
  4. ZombiePringle

    ZombiePringle Forum Buddy and Antiquities Friend

    that is awesome. I loved it.
  5. total eclipse

    total eclipse SF Friend Staff Alumni

    Made me laugh thanks
  6. Godsdrummer

    Godsdrummer Guest

    Very funny!!!
  7. Petal

    Petal SF dreamer Staff Alumni SF Supporter

    Glad you liked it :D
  8. lightbeam

    lightbeam Antiquities Friend

    Thanks for that.. *chuckle*
  9. Menchi

    Menchi Well-Known Member

    So the potato's were picked by people fucking?

    Or am i missing something... :p
  10. Emo_kitty

    Emo_kitty Account Closed

    :laugh: lol that is funny
  11. cownes

    cownes Well-Known Member

    brought a smile to my face :)
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