Damn women drivers

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by neverdie, Oct 18, 2007.

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  1. neverdie

    neverdie Guest

    This morning on the Interstate,I looked over to my left and there was a
    Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.

    I looked away For a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was
    Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily.

    But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver, Which knocked
    The donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, it knocked
    my cell phone away while I was texting, which fell into the coffee
    between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
    ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

    Damn women drivers!!

  2. Terry

    Terry Antiquities Friend Staff Alumni

  3. Marshmallow

    Marshmallow Staff Alumni

    :rofl: i like it!!
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