Dark humour...

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by lifeisashedog, May 31, 2008.

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  1. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    In Bosnia imediatelly after the war, bosnian guy Muyo buys a car. He drives it slowly through Sarajevo with his arm on the side window.
    His friend Haso sees him and says.
    Stop being such a peacock, Muyo. I see many better cars than yours around here.
    Muyo replies:
    Yes, but I see meny people without an arm around here.
     
  2. ItThing

    ItThing Well-Known Member

    Ack that's horrible! :rofl:

    Uh, are we supposed to join in?
     
  3. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    Muyo apliees for a job at a Bosnian State Post. He is invited to an interview with the manager.
    Muyo says.
    I am a national war hero. I lost my genitals in a granate explosion while fighting for our beloved Bosnian Motherland.
    Manager replies:
    Great. We will be proud to have you in our company. The work usually starts at 8 o'clock am but you can come tomorrow at 10 o'clock am.
    Muyo asks:
    But why at 10 am if work starts at 8 am.
    Manager replies:
    Well, you know, this is a state company so we spend first two hours of work every day just sitting and scratching our balls.
     
  4. BioHomocide

    BioHomocide Well-Known Member

    I've heard some dry humor before.... but this is a desert! *fans himself* :laugh:
     
  5. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    Welcome to Balkan :welcome:
     
  6. lifeisashedog

    lifeisashedog Well-Known Member

    Little Perica (Serbian equivalent of Little Johnny) says to his schoolteacher:

    "I bet one billion dinars (100 dollars) that I can fuck you 100 times in a row."

    Schoolteacher thinks "He won't be able to do that. He's just a small boy." And she agrees.

    They meet the following night in a dark deserted barn outside the village.

    Little Perica fucks the teacher once, twice... 50times!

    Teacher, all exhausted lights a cigarette and says:

    Perica, you are my favourite pupil!!!

    Then she hears reply from the dark:

    Perica? It that the boy that is standing in front of a barn and charging 10 dollars entrance fee?
     
  7. BioHomocide

    BioHomocide Well-Known Member

    That is the only part that made me laugh... haha a barn!!!
     
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