Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by boo, Nov 23, 2009.
What you should NEVER do on your first date?
Stare at her boobies :sadpanda:
You should also never talk about past relationships.
I suck at this.
ask her to pay for everything
Have sex. Its never a good idea, unless you knew each other before you started dating, even then. Sex should come after the emotional connection does.
I dunno about that, I purposely wear low cut tops so that he stares at my boobs! hahaha we all do it!
Same!! :laugh: hahaha did that recently, every time I looked at him he was staring at my top (area). cute. :tongue:
hahahaha exactly! I also wear a really loud necklace that sits just in the cleavage area so that he has an excuse to look if I catch him and he can be all "oh umm... cute necklace". :laugh:
Or on the flipside if he isn't looking because he's shy and I want him to I'll go "check out my necklace". :rofl:
ok im so moving to europe! Road trip anyone?
I'll always let the girl walk in front of me... then its a free-for-all ass staring buffet. Maybe thats where the expression ladies first? muahahah!
You're sitting there, the two of you. There's a candle dancing atop a tall white candle, its ivory wax dripping slowly down the sides of its slender frame. You lean across the table; you can smell her perfume, a light frangrance waving its tendrils tenderly across your nostrils. You place a single hand on hers.
She's cool to the touch. Her eyes lock onto yours.
This moment. Just like this. It's perfect.
You smile. You only have one shot at this. You need to make these words count.
"Let's screw like horny hamsters."
I dunno, taking hints from the ladies so far it seems they might like it :biggrin:
Okay NO! That was one just going too far. It's all about subtlety. :laugh:
Always choke the chicken before the date... :rooster: Those who watched "there's something about mary" defenately knows LOL
Try acting normal. Only with time and subsequent dates can you slowly reveal just how much of a nutjob you really are :smile:.
I always fake a lil injury so the guy can come to my 'rescue' and then its perfect time for the damsel in distress and white knight connection haha.
Like nip your finger or trip a lil - guys think your vulnerable and get all 'im the big strong man' - its cool haha
ok things you should never do....
eat like a horse haha
That's a good one
Man, forget that. My selling point is how much of a nutjob I am. The hard part is getting onto the date >_<
Am I the only woman who doesn't do this? XD
You probably have a pretty face!! My boobs are all I have. *sobs* :laugh:
hahahaha okay I almost fell off my seat laughing when I read this!! :rofl:
I usually trip because I can't walk in heels properly, but good call. I won't feel quite so clutzy when I do trip and he has to help me now. lol