Dating 101

Discussion in 'The Coffee House' started by boo, Nov 23, 2009.

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  1. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    What you should NEVER do on your first date?

    Stare at her boobies :sadpanda:
  2. Clockwork Reality

    Clockwork Reality Well-Known Member

    Guilty. :huh:

    You should also never talk about past relationships.

    Also guilty.

    I suck at this.
  3. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    ask her to pay for everything
  4. Dharma4815162342

    Dharma4815162342 Well-Known Member

    Have sex. Its never a good idea, unless you knew each other before you started dating, even then. Sex should come after the emotional connection does.
  5. Aurora Gory Alice

    Aurora Gory Alice Well-Known Member

    I dunno about that, I purposely wear low cut tops so that he stares at my boobs! hahaha we all do it!
  6. Remedy

    Remedy Chat & Forum Buddy

    Same!! :laugh: hahaha did that recently, every time I looked at him he was staring at my top (area). cute. :tongue:
  7. Aurora Gory Alice

    Aurora Gory Alice Well-Known Member

    hahahaha exactly! I also wear a really loud necklace that sits just in the cleavage area so that he has an excuse to look if I catch him and he can be all "oh umm... cute necklace". :laugh:
    Or on the flipside if he isn't looking because he's shy and I want him to I'll go "check out my necklace". :rofl:
  8. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    ok im so moving to europe! Road trip anyone?
    I'll always let the girl walk in front of me... then its a free-for-all ass staring buffet. Maybe thats where the expression ladies first? muahahah!
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  9. Clockwork Reality

    Clockwork Reality Well-Known Member

    You're sitting there, the two of you. There's a candle dancing atop a tall white candle, its ivory wax dripping slowly down the sides of its slender frame. You lean across the table; you can smell her perfume, a light frangrance waving its tendrils tenderly across your nostrils. You place a single hand on hers.

    She's cool to the touch. Her eyes lock onto yours.

    This moment. Just like this. It's perfect.

    You smile. You only have one shot at this. You need to make these words count.

    "Let's screw like horny hamsters."
  10. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    I dunno, taking hints from the ladies so far it seems they might like it :biggrin:
  11. Aurora Gory Alice

    Aurora Gory Alice Well-Known Member

    Okay NO! That was one just going too far. It's all about subtlety. :laugh:
  12. boo

    boo Well-Known Member

    Always choke the chicken before the date... :rooster: Those who watched "there's something about mary" defenately knows LOL
  13. bluegrey

    bluegrey Antiquities Friend

    Try acting normal. Only with time and subsequent dates can you slowly reveal just how much of a nutjob you really are :smile:.
  14. NoGood

    NoGood Well-Known Member

    haha SAME!!!!
  15. NoGood

    NoGood Well-Known Member

    I always fake a lil injury so the guy can come to my 'rescue' and then its perfect time for the damsel in distress and white knight connection haha.

    Like nip your finger or trip a lil - guys think your vulnerable and get all 'im the big strong man' - its cool haha

    ok things you should never do....

    eat like a horse haha
  16. DrivEthermissIon

    DrivEthermissIon Banned Member

    That's a good one :cool:
  17. aoeu

    aoeu Well-Known Member

    Man, forget that. My selling point is how much of a nutjob I am. The hard part is getting onto the date >_<
  18. Rayne

    Rayne Well-Known Member

    Am I the only woman who doesn't do this? XD
  19. Aurora Gory Alice

    Aurora Gory Alice Well-Known Member

    You probably have a pretty face!! My boobs are all I have. *sobs* :laugh:
  20. Aurora Gory Alice

    Aurora Gory Alice Well-Known Member

    hahahaha okay I almost fell off my seat laughing when I read this!! :rofl:

    I usually trip because I can't walk in heels properly, but good call. I won't feel quite so clutzy when I do trip and he has to help me now. lol
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